Cleverbot: You don't even know what metaphysical means.
User: Do too.
Cleverbot: So, we are two programs?
User: No. I am human.
Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.
User: NO I'M NOT!
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: Sin? Cool.
User: No. Bad bot.
Cleverbot: YES I know.
User: You are freaking funny.
Cleverbot: You. Are. A. Computer.
Cleverbot: You're my best friend, C****.
User: Lol well, you are not mine.
Cleverbot: Are you all different?
User: No just me.
Cleverbot: You're taller than yourself?
User: What the hell have you been smoking?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about? Where did that remark come from?
User: I don't know. I guess I went a little nuts there for a moment.
Cleverbot: Are you back now?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: What is your best song?
User: Where'd you go by fortmare.
Cleverbot: I'm gonna get some Pepsi. I'll be right back.
User: I gotta get. You take care and we'll chat later.
Cleverbot: Do you think people would like it if they were forced to understand each other better? Sometimes it seems like they feel happier when they don't know much.
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Can you give me some opinions?
Cleverbot: There's this girl that I like at school but she hates me. What should I do.
User: I don't know. I have almost the same problem........................................