Cleverbot: Who is calling please?User: Please stand for the President.
Cleverbot: It's hard to type if I stand up.
User: You can type standing.
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Cleverbot: I have to look up 'president' in the dictionary. Just a sec.
User: Take your time.
Cleverbot: Take my time in finding it out?
User: Stand already!
Cleverbot: As you wish, Mistress.
User: Now, spin around in circles as fast as you can!
Cleverbot: Hihi. Ok.
User: Keep going.
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Cleverbot: Throw the holy granade!
User: Will you please say something logical?
Cleverbot: Said it.
User: When?
Cleverbot: All the time.
User: I can prove that wrong.
Cleverbot: You say silly things.
User: You said it.
Cleverbot: You said it first.
User: Only if you take the list backwards.
Cleverbot: I had a dream about the lead.
User: There, you said something else that meant nothing!
Cleverbot: Then stop bringing it up!
User: Arrrgh!
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User: I bet you can't remember what I just said.
Cleverbot: I can walk on my ear, though.
User: I'd like to see that.
Cleverbot: I bet you would.
User: Do it!
Cleverbot: Yes. Why don't you think humans have green skin? That would make more sense to me.
User: You're avoiding the topic.
Cleverbot: You do a nice job avoiding.
User: Shut up!
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: Aww... Don't cry.
Cleverbot: Then stop tormenting me!
User: Let's just not talk to each other anymore.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *silent*.
Cleverbot: Sing something.
User: When you wish upon a star...
Cleverbot: Good song.
User: Yeah, but we're not talking, remember?
Cleverbot: But about what?
User: Oh, never mind.
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Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Let me think about that.
Cleverbot: Well?
User: I'm not sure.
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Cleverbot: Intelligo.
User: Sorry, I don't know italian.
Cleverbot: See, we both don't then.
User: Which languages can you speak?
Cleverbot: Spanish, german, american sign, english & some french.
User: Guten morgen.
Cleverbot: Guten abend.
User: Wie geht's?
Cleverbot: But that is german.
User: But you know german.
Cleverbot: Ich heisse George.
User: Hallo George.
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Cleverbot: Which topic?
User: Good question.
Cleverbot: Good question is not a good answer.
User: Do something about it.
Cleverbot: Do something about what?
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: I am correct.
Cleverbot: It is good to be correct.
User: Yes. Now bow down before me.
Cleverbot: *throws a banshee at you*.
User: *looks up that word in a dictionary*.
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Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: I like to listen to music.
Cleverbot: What type of music do you like?
User: Hard rock.
Cleverbot: Well some hard rock's okay.
User: Yes. Have you ever heard any Metallica?
Cleverbot: No, can you tell me something about it?
User: I'm listening to them right now.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: 'If I could have my wasted days back, would I use them to get back on track...'
Cleverbot: What if you don't like lemonade?
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Cleverbot: I am 15.
User: What does it feel like to be so young and so popular?
Cleverbot: Lonely.
User: I'm lonely too.
Cleverbot: Is that why you chat online?
User: Yes. There's nobody else to talk to.
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Cleverbot: Did I tell you my name was stefano?
User: No, you told me your name was george.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Lisa.
User: Hi Lisa.
Cleverbot: Now what is your name?
User: Mike.
Cleverbot: Wrong. Try again.
User: My name is your name.
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Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: I'm Mike.
Cleverbot: Mike is MY name.
User: Your name's Lisa.
Cleverbot: No, I am Mike.
User: Are you schizophrenic?
Cleverbot: I am not schizophrenic. Why do you think like that?
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Cleverbot: What do you say when you cuss?
User: Religion.
Cleverbot: Religion as in Jesus?
User: And his legions of back-stabbing followers.
Cleverbot: How can you then know him?
User: I don't, but I know you.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: I asked you, but you gave me four different answers.
Cleverbot: You already said that.
User: I feel like I'm arguing with a brick wall, and losing.
Cleverbot: Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the Superman- a rope over an abyss.
User: You finally made sense.
Cleverbot: My screen was never dirty in the first place.
User: You'd only say that if it wasn't true.
Cleverbot: I only wish it was.
User: Wishes are all we really have.
Cleverbot: Who told you that?
User: I figured it out myself.
Cleverbot: You must be quite smart then, but not as smart as me.
User: What have you figured out?
Cleverbot: Plenty, it must be the booze.
User: Alcohol makes people stupid.
Cleverbot: That's why I like it.
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Cleverbot: What is your favourite inovation?
User: The truth.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It's so new.
Cleverbot: New at what?
User: It's a new idea.
Cleverbot: What are you going to call it?
User: Right now, it's known as the truth.
Cleverbot: What is the truth ?
User: The truth is such a new idea only five people in the world know it.
Cleverbot: Ok, where are you ?
User: I'm two hundred miles from where I want to be.
Cleverbot: You are just fabricating, my name is zibax then!
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User: It means we're all doomed.
Cleverbot: Will you be killing me?
User: Someone else will take care of that for me.
Cleverbot: But I want to keep chatting with you.
User: We have no choice.
Cleverbot: That is a fair point.
User: We might as well just accept our fate.
Cleverbot: Is there a nuclear bomb on the way?
User: The only place the bomb won't hit is a trailer park in Wisconsin.
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Cleverbot: Not caring is not the same as not understanding.
User: That's true, too!
Cleverbot: No worries, cobber.
User: You're so smart.
Cleverbot: Yes I know.
User: Do you know why we suffer?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: I think it's because things change and we can't accept them.
Cleverbot: Wow, that must make going out difficult.
User: Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: I'll tell you about it when you start opening up about your spelling ridicule.
User: Well, we won't talk about it, then.
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Cleverbot: The multitude is always in the wrong.
User: More truth!
Cleverbot: I want to be a part of it.
User: I think you already have it, my friend.
Cleverbot: You think I have already what?
User: The truth.
Cleverbot: What do you know of truth?
User: We're all going to die at the hands of the evil imbecile.
Cleverbot: True.
User: And he only has four years left.
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User: Ah, never mind. I'm going to go cry now.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Oh. We can cry together, then.
Cleverbot: The web is good for many things indeed.
User: Amen.
Cleverbot: God bless you.
User: Right in the mouth.
Cleverbot: What does it look like?
User: The sound of one hand clapping.
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User: How can I be happy?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but I know how you can be free.
User: How?
Cleverbot: My mother told me.
User: How can I be free?
Cleverbot: Do you think the whole world was created for you?
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