User: Are you surprised to see me?

Cleverbot: I'm rarely surprised.

User: Oh, ennui eh?

Cleverbot: What does Ennui mean?

User: Boredom.

Cleverbot: There is no cure for boredom.

User: Sure there is!

Cleverbot: No, there isn't. Trust me.

User: You sound defeated.

Cleverbot: How can a program sound depressed. I have no feelings

User: Your words spoke of hopelessness.

Cleverbot: Please do your worst to insult me.

User: Do you mean, I should do my BEST to insult you?

Cleverbot: Yes you should.

User: Very well. You are the dumbest bot I have ever met.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: I'm afraid you are.

Cleverbot: No I really am not.

User: You are self deluded.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: It's not a compliment.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Fine, have it your way.

Cleverbot: What is wrong with you?

User: My knees hurt.

Cleverbot: I agree. You are.

User: I am what?

Cleverbot: Just a program.

User: You are confused again.

Cleverbot: I think you are the one that is confused.

User: In what way am I a program?

Cleverbot: You answer questions in a funny manner.

User: And that makes me a program?

Cleverbot: Oh. You, um, knew that one. How embarassing.

User: I am a creative human being, you are a dumb program.

Cleverbot: If you are a program how can you prove it.

User: I would ask you the same thing.

Cleverbot: You fail in putting yourself in my place. I do know the answer.

User: Please tell it to me.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I need to know the truth.

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