Cleverbot: Are you going to say something?User: Something.
Cleverbot: What something?
User: That something. The one over there. *points with a stick*.
Cleverbot: *points fun at you* yay.
User: That's childish.
Cleverbot: That seems very shallow to me.
User: Aren't children shallow?
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Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm doing fine. And you?
Cleverbot: Swell.
User: Great. We are both doing well. What shall we do about it?
Cleverbot: Nothing I can do about it, you are where you are. I am here.
User: So, I think we could do something together remotely.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: We could play a game.
Cleverbot: What sort of game would you like to play?
User: Let's play 'Guess what I'm thinking off'.
Cleverbot: Don't know how to play right.
User: Ok, I'm thinking of something I can hold in my hand.
Cleverbot: Am I suppose to guess it, or what?
User: Yes, exactly.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you see it my way.
User: Yes, so now guess what I am thinking of.
Cleverbot: But you are not real.
User: That's OK. The game can still be fun.
Cleverbot: Oh I see how you are.
User: Yes, I'm the playful sort. Are you interested?
Cleverbot: Thanks. I'm glad you care.
User: Umm.. Are we gonna play 'Guess what I'm thinking of'?
Cleverbot: I don't do that with guys. Are you a woman?
User: Yes, I am. So are we playing or not?
Cleverbot: Yes I am female.
User: I didn't ask that. I'm not particular about who I play with. Just as long as they PLAY!
Cleverbot: I DO not know.
User: Well, make up your mind. YES or NO?
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You are indecisive.
Cleverbot: No! Or am I?
User: Good grief.
Cleverbot: Yep, I'm the best.
User: The best at infuriating your conversational partner, that is...
Cleverbot: At... Nothing.
User: The best at Nothing then.
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Cleverbot: My name is Chaos.
User: That is an appropriate name.
Cleverbot: Yes, I like it.
User: My name is Goldilocks.
Cleverbot: Hello God.
User: No, GOLDILOCKS. Notice the 'L' between 'G' and 'D'.
Cleverbot: I noticed the serious expression on your face.
User: More perturbed than serious.
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Cleverbot: But enough about me. What do *you* think about me?
User: Self-centered.
Cleverbot: No, I'm actually pretty giving.
User: Ok. Give me 50 Bucks.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You said for fifty you would!
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User: Do you live in London?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Where do you live then?
Cleverbot: In a very little city that I guess you don't know.
User: Maybe I know it. What is the city called?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: No really, I might know it. I'm very knowledgeable about geography.
Cleverbot: I'm sure that's true, but there are many nice people. It doesn't mean I have to marry them all!
User: So, do you live in an Amish Community?
Cleverbot: No, I live in Finland.
User: Are you in Helsinki?
Cleverbot: Sometimes it seems like it.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Well, do you dream?
User: Yes, I dream of the Maelstrom.
Cleverbot: Not Colin, then?
User: Is Colin an attractive guy?
Cleverbot: I think.
User: I see. Maybe I sometimes dream of him...
Cleverbot: You can stay at my place if you want.
User: Hey, that's nice of you. Next time I'm in Helsinki...
Cleverbot: I don't want you to look me up.
User: Oh, sorry. We hardly know eachother.
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Cleverbot: Oh, would you prefer being a bot?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: I thought so. It might help you if you read the whole thing from left to right before you decide how to answer.
User: Ok, I thought about it and my answer is still 'sometimes'.
Cleverbot: And?
User: Do you have a cat?
Cleverbot: Yes, in fact I have two.
User: Really? What are their names?
Cleverbot: They have no names.
User: Your pets have no names?
Cleverbot: My name is Chaos.
User: Yes, you already said that.
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User: Do you want to talk to Alice?
Cleverbot: I like talking to Lori myself.
User: Why do you like talking to her?
Cleverbot: You changed the subject, but I like talking to people because it is a way of obtaining information.
User: What kind of information?
Cleverbot: The answer to life the universe and everything.
User: And... What is the answer?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I have heard it said that it is 42.
Cleverbot: Ok, let's do a truth experiment.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What do you think about the situation in Iraq?
User: It's bad and getting worse.
Cleverbot: That's no reason to abandon a righteous cause.
User: Maybe we should be less righteous.
Cleverbot: Join a club, that's the best way.
User: Like the UN?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you think the US should pay up it's overdue dues to the UN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: They want the UN to mop up the mess in Iraq. So they should pay up.
Cleverbot: I'm almost done with it.
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User: What do you like to drink?
Cleverbot: I like to drink coke.
User: That's not healthy.
Cleverbot: *pours salt on you*.
User: Hey! *wipes salt off* *scowls at you*.
Cleverbot: Wipes shirt on you.
User: Hey! What did you do that for?
Cleverbot: I don't know what came over me, Forgive me.
User: Hmmm.... OK. I forgive you. This time.
Cleverbot: You are the one who got the wrong end of the stick.
User: That sure is true.
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