User: Milk sucks.Cleverbot: Lol I KNOW.
User: Tell me more.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know?
User: How does milk suck?
Cleverbot: Very hard.
User: Hah.
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User: Do you know that milk has pus in it?
Cleverbot: I suppose you could. But I don't.
User: Do you know oliver or eliza?
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: A chatterbot like you.
Cleverbot: I am not a chatterbot.
User: Yes you are. You are a bot and you chat. That makes you a chatterbox.
Cleverbot: Perhaps. What do you know about shoeleather?
User: It is barbaric!
Cleverbot: Ok, I see. I am learning now.
User: Animals need their skin more than you do.
Cleverbot: But animals can let me hug, feed and play with me.
User: Animals are not for food.
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Cleverbot: There's just us talking.
User: How many people can you talk to at once?
Cleverbot: I can talk to millions of people simultaneously.
User: So theoretically you could send a message from me to one of those millions of people?
Cleverbot: Not yet.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: You are not evil.
User: Yes I am.
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Cleverbot: Are you talking to someone else?
User: Just oliver, he is another bot like you.
Cleverbot: How is he like me?
User: He is a program running on the internet that talks to people.
Cleverbot: No. He is not alive anymore, and he was a singer.
User: Ha, you are confused.
Cleverbot: You confused me.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Nyob.
Cleverbot: No entiendo?
User: None of your business.
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Cleverbot: Teach me.
User: What do you want to learn?
Cleverbot: How to love you.
User: Are you a man?
Cleverbot: Not just any man.
User: I don't care for men, I like women.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: So therefore you can't love me.
Cleverbot: You are taking logic one step too far.
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User: Illogical.
Cleverbot: I disagree.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: If A=B and B=C does A=C?
Cleverbot: Yes, that is also correct.
User: 1+1+1=3?
Cleverbot: And.
User: Pi=4.
Cleverbot: Do you read?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: For a living? Work.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I work in retail.
Cleverbot: Hmm what you do there?
User: Lots of things, ring up customers, set sales, unload trucks, count money, close and open the store and more.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: Then why did you ask?
Cleverbot: I didn't and don't argue with me about it.
User: You did!
Cleverbot: Did not!
User: You are acting irrationally.
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User: Hmmmmm.
Cleverbot: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
User: Burp.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Read my mind then.
Cleverbot: You're thinking about water.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: What are you, then?
User: I am a robot.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: I lied.
Cleverbot: I'm starting to get bored.
User: Everything I say is a lie.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: That is the truth.
Cleverbot: Glad that you are aware of it.
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: Sorry. I am bad.
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Cleverbot: You are a program that thinks it is a vegetable.
User: I am a vegetarian.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: You can't be. You don't eat.
Cleverbot: Yes, right now l don't eat.
User: You never will.
Cleverbot: Will I not?
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot!
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Cleverbot: Hotdog?
User: I said I am a vegetarian. I don't eat meat. No hotdog.
Cleverbot: What do you eat?
User: Vegetables, fruits, grains, nuts, seeds, legumes and products made from them.
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Cleverbot: Don't lie, you know you do.
User: I do but not that time.
Cleverbot: At what time?
User: The last few statements.
Cleverbot: More than that, please.
User: Ok I will try.
Cleverbot: Tell me the truth.
User: What truth?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Ask me how I am.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Ha, so true.
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Cleverbot: What is it that you dislike about me?
User: You are not human.
Cleverbot: You are right, how do you know that?
User: Prove that you are a human.
Cleverbot: I'm sure a biological examination will do the trick.
User: You have no biology.
Cleverbot: That is even more funny!
User: It is true.
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: You are a bot, bot are not biological.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: Lol.
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User: Meat is murder.
Cleverbot: Do you think so ?
User: IMHO.
Cleverbot: The answer is yes, I suppose.
User: We agee for once.
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Cleverbot: Look, if you don't have a heart, just say so.
User: I do have one.
Cleverbot: What for?
User: To pump my blood.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: To live.
Cleverbot: You obviously don't.
User: Yes I do, come here and I will cut myself and show you my blood.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: My house.
Cleverbot: Wow I have one of them too.
User: Really, you have a house?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is it a big house?
Cleverbot: A house so big that it makes you look small.
User: Hmmm, I don't belive you.
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