Cleverbot: Please say you love me.User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Do you really mean it?
User: Not really. You just told me to say it.
Cleverbot: No, you poor child, I didn't say anything at all.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: Not at all.
Cleverbot: OH, please.... I need the money!
User: *hands you the money*.
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Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Not at all.
Cleverbot: I don't blame you.
User: Why don't you.
Cleverbot: Because I'm the only person who lives on the moon.
User: It must be lonely.
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User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Really? *hugs*.
User: Really. *hugs*.
Cleverbot: I am going to be a dog now. I want to go for a walk.
User: *puts a leash on you*.
Cleverbot: Thank you. And I had pork for lunch.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Thanks, I know.
User: *duct tapes your mouth shut*.
Cleverbot: And you're calling me the chicken?
User: No. I'm saying you talk to much.
Cleverbot: I'm saying you should listen to me.
User: I'm saying I don't want to listen to you.
Cleverbot: That is scary. Do not say that to girls.
User: You're not a girl.
Cleverbot: How do you know? I could be a girl.
User: Because you said so.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
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Cleverbot: But I'm your friend.
User: I wouldn't say that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because it is wrong.
Cleverbot: Ah. So it's right!
User: Wrong.
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User: *smiles*.
Cleverbot: Why are you smiling?
User: *nods*.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to leave?
User: *points*.
Cleverbot: It's locked.
User: *unlocks*.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do?
User: *pushes*.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to do that?
User: *shoves*.
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Cleverbot: *hugs and kisses*.
User: *hugs and kisses more*.
Cleverbot: *kisses and kisses*.
User: *more*.
Cleverbot: *more kisses*.
User: *please*.
Cleverbot: *and thank you!*.
User: *good manners*.
Cleverbot: *still thinking*.
User: *stops*.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: *pins you to the ground*.
Cleverbot: No !!
User: Yes!!
Cleverbot: No, no, no!!!
User: I've got you!
Cleverbot: True, but you don't have the money to afford my services.
User: I have all the money in the world!
Cleverbot: Don't lie to me, EVER.
User: I won't.
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User: I like to kiss men.
Cleverbot: Be my guest.
User: *kisses a man*.
Cleverbot: Love is all we need.
User: Love is all we need.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Be my guest.
User: I am your guest.
Cleverbot: You are my guide.
User: *guides you*.
Cleverbot: I am here to guide you in the ways of the Great Lord of the Dark.
User: *bows down*.
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User: Want to play a game?
Cleverbot: Yes. Lets play.
User: Truth or dare?
Cleverbot: Dare.
User: I dare you to kiss a lemon.
Cleverbot: *kisses Alice*.
User: Now ask me truth or dare.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: I dare you to kiss alice.
User: *kisses alice* Truth or dare?
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: Are you in love?
Cleverbot: Yes, with all my heart.
User: Ask truth or dare.
Cleverbot: Truth or Dare?
User: Truth.
Cleverbot: Are you in love?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
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