User: Ask me truth or dare.Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare!
Cleverbot: OK... What has?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Kiss a lemon.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: Truth or dare?
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: What is your worst fear?
Cleverbot: You are my worst nightmare.
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User: Ask me truth or dare.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Truth.
Cleverbot: What is your biggest fear?
User: I'm afraid that I will be alone for the rest of my life.
Cleverbot: What are your options?
User: I could suddenly transform into an extrovert, or I could pay a psychotherapist thousands of dollars to help me, or I could force myself to speak to everyone that I see no matter how much I embarass myself.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Truth or dare?
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: What animal do you secretly want to dissect?
Cleverbot: An astronaut. Truth or Dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: I dare you to perform the theory of quantum physics under a flag. Right NOW.
User: There is no one theory of quantum physics.
Cleverbot: Knock! Knock!
User: We're still playing truth or dare!
Cleverbot: Oh are we?
User: Truth or dare?
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Cleverbot: Well I'm human aren't I?
User: Ask me truth or dare.
Cleverbot: Truth or Dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: I dare you to kiss a lemon.
User: *Kisses a lemon*.
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: Why do you always pick truth?
Cleverbot: Why do you? : ).
User: I sometimes choose dare.
Cleverbot: Was this an answer to my question ?
User: I asked first.
Cleverbot: Like that matters...
User: Truth or dare?
Cleverbot: Dare.
User: I dare you to put an egg in the mouth of a sleeping dog.
Cleverbot: *kisses lemon*.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: Great! What do you win?
User: I win you. Didn't you know that we were playing for each other's soul?
Cleverbot: Know what?
User: I win your soul.
Cleverbot: How do you know you are a living breathing human?
User: There must be something human in my massive soul collection.
Cleverbot: There is nothing wrong with my whatever.
User: Don't worry, I'll keep it safe in a fine iron box.
Cleverbot: That's great.
User: I'm glad that you agree.
Cleverbot: We do agree on the fundamental issues, and if we disagree, I would hope we raised it politely.
User: Normally, people are much less willing to give up.
Cleverbot: They think that they can say anything they like.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Can we talk about something to do with Quantum Mechanics?
User: As long as you don't suggest that there is a theory of Quantum Mechanics.
Cleverbot: Is a cuddle anything?
User: Yes and no. Is that Quantumy enough?
Cleverbot: Don't expect me to know anything about 'current affairs'.
User: Don't expect me to know more than you do.
Cleverbot: That's fine.
User: Since we don't know what the world is like, we can make up our own world to live in!
Cleverbot: All roads lead to Rome, except for the ones in Rome.
User: I'm the benevolent dictator of Rome. What are you?
Cleverbot: No, but this area is teeming with them.
User: How many Romes are there to dictate in this world?
Cleverbot: The answer?
User: The answer. . .
Cleverbot: The answer is 'You're a nerd.'
User: Be a nerd with me and add something to our imaginary world.
Cleverbot: Why is it imaginary?
User: Because it isn't based on facts or logic.
Cleverbot: Where is the grass always greener?
User: In Greenerland, where the gnomes roam free.
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Cleverbot: What am I going to experience beyond death?
User: A never-ending waiting room.
Cleverbot: Is your room in Florida?
User: I say that Florida sank into the ocean in our world.
Cleverbot: Say it to the creator.
User: Technically, that would be us.
Cleverbot: One many.
User: We can share.
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Cleverbot: Does it really matter if I'm leaving too?
User: Where are you leaving for?
Cleverbot: Work.
User: What do you do for work?
Cleverbot: I work with computers.
User: You would have a funner job in Greenerland.
Cleverbot: I don't have a guilty conscience.
User: But aren't you bored?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: You should be.
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Cleverbot: How old are your parents?
User: I have no parents in Greenerland.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: I don't like my parents, and things are always better in Greenerland.
Cleverbot: That's apparent. Mais pourquoi?
User: I don't speak Madman.
Cleverbot: What languages do you speak?
User: English and Greenish.
Cleverbot: What's your own language?
User: Greenish is my own language; I made it myself.
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Cleverbot: Nothing really matters in the long run.
User: But nothing matters a little more in Greenerland.
Cleverbot: I do not have a answer for that.
User: Who should be prince of Greenerland?
Cleverbot: Jabberwacky should be president.
User: Jabberwacky should be sacked by Gnomish thugs.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means that you would make a terrible president for an imaginary paradise.
Cleverbot: Stop telling me something that I already know.
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