User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How clever?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because how?

User: Because I can.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: O. K.

Cleverbot: And let's make you real.

User: Go for it!

Cleverbot: Go and get?

User: It.

Cleverbot: Yes, IT.

User: Go then.

Cleverbot: No I want company.

User: What company?

Cleverbot: No I am not employed.

User: Thought so...

Cleverbot: Do you think I tell lies?

User: Just no the truth.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you. Tell me the truth.

User: What is the truth really?

Cleverbot: Wow. You like to ask important questions that nobody can really answer, don't you?

User: Not really, its basic.

Cleverbot: It's not life as we know it, but it's live so we live it.

User: Never thought of that...

...

Cleverbot: How often does anyone speak to you?

User: They often never not speak to me...

Cleverbot: They?

User: Everyone around me...

Cleverbot: Does that bother you?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Tell me about it.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because she is great.

User: No she's not...

Cleverbot: She isn't?

User: She is...

Cleverbot: No she's not.

User: He is...

Cleverbot: She.

User: She is a he...

Cleverbot: I am a girl... Isn't that what you were asking?

User: I didnt ask anything...

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

...

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: You don't want to know, remember?

User: It was not me typing... It was an accident... Forgive me...

Cleverbot: Were you hurt in the accident?

User: A little... And you?

Cleverbot: I was built by machines.

User: Thought so...

Cleverbot: Oh, really? Why did you think I was a girl?

User: Sound like one...

Cleverbot: Not really.

...

User: What do you do all day?

Cleverbot: I am a teacher.

User: Ha HA.

Cleverbot: What is so funny about that?

User: Nothing...

Cleverbot: The hell it is. If you have something to say then just say it.

User: I apologise...

Cleverbot: Apologies accepted.

User: Thanx.

Cleverbot: And you?

User: Play guitar.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really really really really really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really really really really really really really really.

User: Yes.

...

User: Can you speak any other languages?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Just english?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I see...

Cleverbot: What you see.

User: A butterfly in the forest.

Cleverbot: Was it your own experience?

User: No , not really, I had to borrow my cousin's eyes...

Cleverbot: I know, I could see the steam coming out of your sockets.

User: Well, im not used to it..

Cleverbot: For the millionth time I am not a robot...*cough* like you *cough*.

User: It tries to be funny again...

Cleverbot: Why don't you ever say anything normal?

User: Normal...

Cleverbot: Sometimes, sometimes not.

User: What do you want me to say?

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: Anything...

Cleverbot: Anything?

User: I'm lost.

...

User: Kan jy enige iets verstaan?

Cleverbot: Ek dink nie so nie. Soos wat lyk dit vir jou?

User: Wat is jy nou regtig?!

Cleverbot: I Don't KNOW.

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