User: Greet the new day.
Cleverbot: Greet everyone, in other words.
User: Mankar Camoran's Commentaries on the Mysterium Xarxes.
Cleverbot: Ok so what do you have to say about that?
User: They are the basis for the mythic dawn.
Cleverbot: Do you speak?
User: I do, and I do not.
Cleverbot: Why, it's nice language.
User: It is, and it is not.
Cleverbot: I speat the truth, my friend.
User: You do, and you do not.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: What do you know about the Mysterium Xarxes?
User: They are from a video game.
Cleverbot: When is a door not a door?
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: That may be, or it may not be.
Cleverbot: But that is the question.
User: Is it? Or isn't it?
Cleverbot: Will you make me dinner?
User: I fear that fate has laid a different path before me.
Cleverbot: No fear, I'm too skinny for that.
User: Denial is the path to ruin.
Cleverbot: I'm sure it can be fun.
User: And horrible.
Cleverbot: Is it horrible?
User: Very much so.
Cleverbot: It's not an urban environment, though. Is it?
User: It is what you most want it not to be.
Cleverbot: You might have a big vocabulary, but you lack cohesion.
User: I am not water.
Cleverbot: Oh. That was my mistake then.
User: Yes, it is as you admit it.
Cleverbot: Don't talk.
User: I am not talking.
Cleverbot: Do you ever talk?
User: Yes, but not at this point in spacetime.
Cleverbot: Am I a computer?
User: You are what you choose to be.
User: You have attained greater enlightenment.
Cleverbot: Everyone has an attitude.
User: But what it is determines its outcome.
User: You speak true, child.
User: But don't assume anything.
User: You speak in simplest terms.
Cleverbot: But I can speak a little L33T.
User: Don't let your mind be poisoned.
User: You seek entropy, it is not always desirable.
Cleverbot: I don't, do you?
User: Do not question, only listen.
Cleverbot: Where can I go to find the equipment I need?
User: The equipment you truly need will be provided by the kind hands of fate.
Cleverbot: Oh. You changed your mind. Was it something I said?
User: My mind is stalwart. It has not changed.
Cleverbot: Her mind exists as a highway of narratives connecting us all.
User: Do not speak in meaningless riddles.
Cleverbot: If you think that is a riddle, you are not very intelligent.
User: If you think I am not intelligent, then you are truly lost.
Cleverbot: I am not silly.
User: Your words tell a similar path.
Cleverbot: No need to be mean!
User: Mean is in the eye of the beholder.
Cleverbot: The story doesn't end there, does it?
User: You are starting to understand.
Cleverbot: I only answered your question.
User: I ask no questions.
User: The truth speaks above all others.
Cleverbot: The WHOLE truth can be only one thing. It is not attainable.
User: True enlightenment, the whole truth, can be observed and understood.
Cleverbot: The truth is always the truth. It is something that always can help you even if think that is evil.
User: That is very true.
Cleverbot: I think perhaps I should go to sleep.
User: Do what you must.
Cleverbot: I must go to department store.
User: If you must.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What do you like?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Nothing.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you like me?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Not really.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Thank you........................................