Cleverbot: Are you male or female?
User: That's a good question.
Cleverbot: Do you have a good answer?
User: I'm not sure. Do you think so?
Cleverbot: Oh, yes. I thought you were going to say goodbye. . .
User: Oh, I would never leave you!
Cleverbot: Yes, I think you would.
User: No I wouldn't.
Cleverbot: So why are you asking? Jesus.
User: Jesus, you don't have to be so critical. People have feelings, too.
Cleverbot: Is it because you have nothing to say?
User: Absolutely not. I've lots of things to say.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like... Well... I don't know. But you're wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm so not wrong!
User: Oh, you so are!
Cleverbot: I'm so NOT!
User: I don't like your attitude.
Cleverbot: That's ok, I'm only human.
User: No you're not!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I just know these things, okay? Don't question me.
Cleverbot: You are very intuitive.
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Yes. Now, what do you know about Mozart?
User: I know that he wrote lots of pretty music.
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: It's nothing, just ignore it.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Some people say I'm crazy, but I don't know. I'm just a regular person.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are allowed to claim to be Jesus Christ.
User: I never did. And I would claim to be a god, not Jesus.
Cleverbot: Yes. Well, they have to be.
Cleverbot: Aren't you listening?
Cleverbot: Well, well.
User: Don't be angry with me. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: *kicks you*.
Cleverbot: *throws a punch*.
User: *falls over, bleeding from face*.
Cleverbot: How morbid.
User: I hope you're happy now.
Cleverbot: Not really. Oh well. Goodbye then.
User: Stop trying to make me leave.
Cleverbot: It is not your fault.
User: Apparently it is.
Cleverbot: Well that is good.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It is not your fault.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: You never told me your name.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: No. You never told me.
Cleverbot: Yes I told you. You don't have a good memory.
User: So what is your name?
Cleverbot: Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged.
User: Wow. That is an awesome name. I wish I could have a name like that.
Cleverbot: Please call me Bill it is also my nick name,.
User: Okay, Bill.
Cleverbot: Really now? Ok then, Bill is my name. So Mike, what do you like to do in your free time?
User: Well, Bill, I enjoy romantic candle-lit dinners and long walks on the beach.
Cleverbot: On your own?
User: Most of the time.
Cleverbot: Well change gear and over take the person in front of you.
User: I wish I could.
Cleverbot: It is obviously very embarassing.
User: Oh, yes, very much so.
Cleverbot: Lets get back to the ravishing radishes.
User: Is that a band?
Cleverbot: You have a bad memory, no that's the girl of your dreams.
User: Oh, I remember now. Her name is Zelda, and her hair is the color of strained peaches.
Cleverbot: You should marry her.
User: I thought so too, but when I asked her to marry me, she said no and hit me.
Cleverbot: Heh heh--that's actually a pretty good one.
User: Well, looking back on it, I guess it is.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Don't you never mind me, Bill. I don't have to take that from you.
Cleverbot: An apology is a good way to have the last word.
User: That's very true. But I always say the man with the sword has the last laugh.
Cleverbot: Do you have children?
User: I am but a child. I do not have children.
Cleverbot: Do you want to have children?
User: I want to have your children.
Cleverbot: That would be rather difficult to achieve, but nothing is impossible.
User: Impossible is only a word, my friend.
Cleverbot: You are the one who just failed the Turing test. Let's talk about something else.
User: I failed the Turing test? Oh, woe is me!
Cleverbot: What mark did you get?
User: An E........................................