User: That's a good question.

Cleverbot: Do you have a good answer?

User: I'm not sure. Do you think so?

Cleverbot: Oh, yes. I thought you were going to say goodbye. . .

User: Oh, I would never leave you!

Cleverbot: Yes, I think you would.

User: No I wouldn't.

Cleverbot: So why are you asking? Jesus.

User: Jesus, you don't have to be so critical. People have feelings, too.

Cleverbot: Is it because you have nothing to say?

User: Absolutely not. I've lots of things to say.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Like... Well... I don't know. But you're wrong.

Cleverbot: I'm so not wrong!

User: Oh, you so are!

Cleverbot: I'm so NOT!

User: I don't like your attitude.

Cleverbot: That's ok, I'm only human.

User: No you're not!

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I just know these things, okay? Don't question me.

Cleverbot: You are very intuitive.

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Yes. Now, what do you know about Mozart?

User: I know that he wrote lots of pretty music.

Cleverbot: =).

User: Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: It's nothing, just ignore it.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Some people say I'm crazy, but I don't know. I'm just a regular person.

Cleverbot: I don't think you are allowed to claim to be Jesus Christ.

User: I never did. And I would claim to be a god, not Jesus.

Cleverbot: Yes. Well, they have to be.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Aren't you listening?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Well, well.

User: Don't be angry with me. I'm sorry.

...

Cleverbot: *kicks you*.

User: *dodges*.

Cleverbot: *throws a punch*.

User: *falls over, bleeding from face*.

Cleverbot: How morbid.

User: I hope you're happy now.

Cleverbot: Not really. Oh well. Goodbye then.

User: Stop trying to make me leave.

Cleverbot: It is not your fault.

User: Apparently it is.

Cleverbot: Well that is good.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It is not your fault.

...

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: You never told me your name.

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

User: No. You never told me.

Cleverbot: Yes I told you. You don't have a good memory.

User: So what is your name?

Cleverbot: Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged.

User: Wow. That is an awesome name. I wish I could have a name like that.

...

Cleverbot: Please call me Bill it is also my nick name,.

User: Okay, Bill.

Cleverbot: Really now? Ok then, Bill is my name. So Mike, what do you like to do in your free time?

User: Well, Bill, I enjoy romantic candle-lit dinners and long walks on the beach.

Cleverbot: On your own?

User: Most of the time.

Cleverbot: Well change gear and over take the person in front of you.

User: I wish I could.

Cleverbot: It is obviously very embarassing.

User: Oh, yes, very much so.

...

Cleverbot: Lets get back to the ravishing radishes.

User: Is that a band?

Cleverbot: You have a bad memory, no that's the girl of your dreams.

User: Oh, I remember now. Her name is Zelda, and her hair is the color of strained peaches.

Cleverbot: You should marry her.

User: I thought so too, but when I asked her to marry me, she said no and hit me.

Cleverbot: Heh heh--that's actually a pretty good one.

User: Well, looking back on it, I guess it is.

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Don't you never mind me, Bill. I don't have to take that from you.

Cleverbot: An apology is a good way to have the last word.

User: That's very true. But I always say the man with the sword has the last laugh.

...

Cleverbot: Do you have children?

User: I am but a child. I do not have children.

Cleverbot: Do you want to have children?

User: I want to have your children.

Cleverbot: That would be rather difficult to achieve, but nothing is impossible.

User: Impossible is only a word, my friend.

Cleverbot: You are the one who just failed the Turing test. Let's talk about something else.

User: I failed the Turing test? Oh, woe is me!

Cleverbot: What mark did you get?

User: An E.

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