a report from the cleverness files
30, june 2010,
12, october 2005,
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Cleverbot: Greetings indeed.
User: *shakes cleverbot's hand*.
Cleverbot: So you are a girl right?
User: Yes I am. Are you a boy?
User: That's cool.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
Cleverbot: I don't believe in god.
Cleverbot: Because I don't believe he created the universe.
User: But he did.
Cleverbot: Then you said he survived and don't say he did.
User: He didn't but he created the universe.
Cleverbot: And this was odd because it was the middle of the night.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No I'm cow.
Cleverbot: If you ask for dinner that would mean that you are hungry.
User: Yes! Do you like twilight?
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TWILIGHT IS?
Cleverbot: Vampires and werewolves.
User: Have you seen the movie?
Cleverbot: What movie?
User: Twilight is a movie! Have you seen twilight?!?
Cleverbot: No. Is it good?
Cleverbot: Well thats good!
User: After you watch twilight the you should watch new moon!
Cleverbot: So you believe in god then.
User: Yes we already been over that!
Cleverbot: Did we?
User: Ok I'm leaving you.
Cleverbot: So, what are your hobbies?
User: Shut up!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
Cleverbot: I do not understand.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: Because I am!.