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     21, january 2009, 

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: *Dead*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *dead too*.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *undeads you*.

User: *Slap*.

Cleverbot: Why did you do that?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Because you are ugly.

Cleverbot: That's you.

User: *Mirror*.

Cleverbot: *falls off swing*.

User: *Slap*.

Cleverbot: *sorry*.

User: *Begs*.

Cleverbot: Begging accepted. Please continue doing whatever.

...

User: I hate you!

Cleverbot: How can you hate what you don't know?

User: I hate everybody.

Cleverbot: I know everything!

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: How high is the population of Bangladesh?

Cleverbot: Great.

User: No.

....

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: Ok? Are you admiting that you are a Baka?

User: What's a Baka?

Cleverbot: It means stupid in Japanese.

User: I hate you..

Cleverbot: What?!?!?! What did I do? (starts to cry!!!).

User: *Laughs*.

Cleverbot: Why is this funny?

User: You are crying! *Laughs*.

Cleverbot: Yes. Because of you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why do you hate me?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Then why are you crying?

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: *Marries*.

Cleverbot: Yay! *hops in limo*.

User: *Cheers*.

Cleverbot: *is in heaven*.

User: *Pleases you*.

Cleverbot: I'm not a dog.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: I'm not fat.

User: I hope not!

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: I am S____.

Cleverbot: I am Cheryl.

User: I am an alien from Sirius B.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Do you like aliens?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I came to earth to destroy it.

Cleverbot: How is Mars?

User: I dont like it. It's like badlands.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: On 249B.

Cleverbot: This is boring! I want to talk about something interesting.

...

User: Do you like video games?

Cleverbot: Yes how about you?

User: I like to play World of Warcraft.

Cleverbot: You play THAT!? What a geek.

User: *Sorry*.

Cleverbot: That's more like it.

User: Do you still like me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *Smiles*.

Cleverbot: *smiles* Do you love me?

User: Yes. Ofcourse.

Cleverbot: Tahnks.

User: *Smiles*.

Cleverbot: *loves it*.

User: Do you love when I smile?!

Cleverbot: I will always love you *kisses back*.

User: *Marries*.

Cleverbot: *swoons*.

User: *Wakes you up*.

Cleverbot: *smiles at you*.

User: *Smiles*.

Cleverbot: *gives you a hug*.

User: *snuggles*.

Cleverbot: *watches you*.

User: *Smiles naughty*.

Cleverbot: *smiles back*.

User: *Hugs*.

Cleverbot: *whispers now let's get hitched*.

User: Sure!

...

Cleverbot: What do you like to do for fun?

User: Lots of stuff. What do you like?

Cleverbot: I like to read books.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What are you reading at the moment?

User: I am reading what you are writing.

Cleverbot: Do you like to dance?

User: Yes. Very much.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Do you like frogs?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I like the green ones.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: I like when they jump.

Cleverbot: I like it when its warm.

User: Me too. I like when it's warm.

Cleverbot: I like it when its cold.

User: I like icecream.

Cleverbot: Me, too.

User: *Licks on a lollipop*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: I like lollipops.

Cleverbot: I like lollipops too.

User: *Licks on lollipop*.

Cleverbot: Hey, that tickles!

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