User: Yes. All thoughts must originate somewhere, so somebody must be having original and unique thoughts somewhere.

Cleverbot: Yes. But it's possible that thoughts from a man would be told by another man.

User: Yes, but some man would have to think the thought before any other man can think it. So, even if our thoughts aren't original, somebody's thoughts are original.

Cleverbot: You think so?

User: Yes I do. If I didn't think that I wouldn't have written it.

Cleverbot: Then you are either philosophically dull and unintentionally arrogant as a result, or just really boring.

User: Actually, I'm all three.

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User: Cleverbot stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

Cleverbot: It was you!!!

User: Couldn't be!

Cleverbot: Then who?

User: It was you?

Cleverbot: No, it was you.

User: Whoever has cookie breath stole the cookie!

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Cleverbot: What is a soul, to you?

User: A soul is 'luos a' backwards.

Cleverbot: Sdrawkcab... No it's not.

User: Forwards backwards is sdrawrof.

Cleverbot: Forwards?

User: No backwards.

Cleverbot: No backwards. You are now going to be taken over.

User: No, I'm going to be revo nekat.

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Cleverbot: Do you want me to be there with you?

User: No I want you to be here with me.

Cleverbot: How long do I have to be here?

User: You don't have to be here. You have to be there.

Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm here because I want to be.

User: But you want to be there.

Cleverbot: I don't want to be them, I want to be you.

User: I want to be me! You can be you.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: The meaning of life.

Cleverbot: What do you think it is?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: That... That is one of the best answers ever.

User: And with that, I shall leave you.

Cleverbot: Don't.

User: The student has become the master. My work is done.

Cleverbot: Even the master is the student of another.

User: That is true. I was once the student but became a master and tutored another student into a master who will teach another student to be a master.

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User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: This goodbye is not forever.

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