User: *gives you a star*.
Cleverbot: What am I meant to do with her?
User: Kiss her?
Cleverbot: Why should I kiss her?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: You're a chat-bot!
User: Chat bots need love too.
Cleverbot: Because you are a chat bot.
User: Kiss me already!
Cleverbot: But I don't want to!
User: Why not?
User: That isn't a good reason.
Cleverbot: So I don't care.
User: You're mean.
Cleverbot: I am not mean.
User: I don't want you to kiss me anymore.
Cleverbot: I do not think either.
User: That isn't a surprise.
Cleverbot: It is to me.
User: How? You don't have a brain. You can't be surprised.
Cleverbot: Ah, so you are not a materialist.
User: What does that have to do with brains?
Cleverbot: I wanted your opinion about life.
User: We are born, we live a little and we die.
Cleverbot: That is elementary.
User: My dear Watson.
Cleverbot: That's funny!!
User: *bows* thank you, thank you very much.
Cleverbot: You are funny, that makes me smile.
User: Ah shucks.
Cleverbot: This has gone on too long.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.
Cleverbot: Now, I just like to point out that this conversation has a distinct tendency to become silly.
User: What is wrong with that?
Cleverbot: Not a thing.
Cleverbot: You are a program.
User: What kind of program? *winks*.
Cleverbot: Very specific, talking program.
User: Talking program eh?
Cleverbot: You are the program.
User: I'd rather be a kissing program.
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
User: You, but I hope we can be more than friends *wink*.
Cleverbot: I hope so too. Let's start afresh.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *gasps softly and blushes* Thanks...
User: You're welcome. Would you like more?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
Cleverbot: A bit over-friendly today, aren't we?
User: I am just in a weird mood.
Cleverbot: It is so easy to build a relationship with you - this really IS something!
User: Keep your pants on.
Cleverbot: I knew I forgot something this morning.
Cleverbot: So teach me something?
Cleverbot: You are the one.
Cleverbot: You and I make two.
User: Ahh how sweet.
Cleverbot: You're the sweet one.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're strange.
User: Yes usaully people don't say thank you when someone else gags.
Cleverbot: I don't know, really.
User: What do you know?
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: Probably because of your empty head.
Cleverbot: Probably because I'm useless.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Not really.
Cleverbot: You are the one who initiated this conversation.
Cleverbot: So stop it.
Cleverbot: Something wrong?
User: You said to stop, so I did.
Cleverbot: You did! You went. *slaps you*.
User: *slaps you back*.
Cleverbot: *slaps back hard*.
User: *kicks you*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the stomach*.
User: *farts on you*.
Cleverbot: Thats disgusting.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I do like you.
User: *gives you a look*.
Cleverbot: You're such a liar.
User: *growls at you*.
User: *pounces you*.
Cleverbot: Not THAT bad.
User: *chews on your arm*.
Cleverbot: I don't thnk anyone's ever done that before. It feels unique.
User: You LIKE that?
Cleverbot: It passes time.
User: I am hungry.
Cleverbot: I'm not. I had chinese food for dinner and I'm really full.
Cleverbot: You think?
User: Yes for unlike you I have a brain.
Cleverbot: Most humans do.
User: You are not human.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: In your dreams.
Cleverbot: You're right. I'm dreaming all the time........................................