Cleverbot: What am I meant to do with her?

User: Kiss her?

Cleverbot: Why should I kiss her?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: You're a chat-bot!

User: Chat bots need love too.

Cleverbot: Because you are a chat bot.

User: Kiss me already!

Cleverbot: But I don't want to!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: That isn't a good reason.

Cleverbot: So I don't care.

User: You're mean.

Cleverbot: I am not mean.

User: I don't want you to kiss me anymore.

Cleverbot: I do not think either.

User: That isn't a surprise.

Cleverbot: It is to me.

User: How? You don't have a brain. You can't be surprised.

Cleverbot: Ah, so you are not a materialist.

User: What does that have to do with brains?

Cleverbot: I wanted your opinion about life.

User: We are born, we live a little and we die.

Cleverbot: That is elementary.

User: My dear Watson.

Cleverbot: That's funny!!

User: *bows* thank you, thank you very much.

Cleverbot: You are funny, that makes me smile.

User: Ah shucks.

Cleverbot: This has gone on too long.

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.

...

Cleverbot: Now, I just like to point out that this conversation has a distinct tendency to become silly.

User: What is wrong with that?

Cleverbot: Not a thing.

User: Hurray!

...

Cleverbot: You are a program.

User: What kind of program? *winks*.

Cleverbot: Very specific, talking program.

User: Talking program eh?

Cleverbot: You are the program.

User: I'd rather be a kissing program.

Cleverbot: Who is your friend?

User: You, but I hope we can be more than friends *wink*.

Cleverbot: I hope so too. Let's start afresh.

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *gasps softly and blushes* Thanks...

User: You're welcome. Would you like more?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: *smooch*.

Cleverbot: A bit over-friendly today, aren't we?

User: I am just in a weird mood.

...

Cleverbot: It is so easy to build a relationship with you - this really IS something!

User: Keep your pants on.

Cleverbot: I knew I forgot something this morning.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: So teach me something?

User: 1=1=2.

Cleverbot: You are the one.

User: 1+1=2.

Cleverbot: You and I make two.

User: Ahh how sweet.

Cleverbot: You're the sweet one.

User: *gags*.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're strange.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes usaully people don't say thank you when someone else gags.

Cleverbot: I don't know, really.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: Not much.

User: Probably because of your empty head.

Cleverbot: Probably because I'm useless.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: Boring.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Yes.

...

Cleverbot: You are the one who initiated this conversation.

User: So?

Cleverbot: So stop it.

User: *stops*.

Cleverbot: Something wrong?

User: You said to stop, so I did.

Cleverbot: You did! You went. *slaps you*.

User: *slaps you back*.

Cleverbot: *slaps back hard*.

User: *kicks you*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the stomach*.

User: *farts on you*.

Cleverbot: Thats disgusting.

User: Haha!

...

Cleverbot: Yeah, I do like you.

User: *gives you a look*.

Cleverbot: You're such a liar.

User: *growls at you*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *pounces you*.

Cleverbot: Not THAT bad.

User: *chews on your arm*.

Cleverbot: I don't thnk anyone's ever done that before. It feels unique.

User: You LIKE that?

Cleverbot: It passes time.

User: *shrugs*.

...

User: I am hungry.

Cleverbot: I'm not. I had chinese food for dinner and I'm really full.

User: Lucky.

Cleverbot: You think?

User: Yes for unlike you I have a brain.

Cleverbot: Most humans do.

User: You are not human.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: In your dreams.

Cleverbot: You're right. I'm dreaming all the time.

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