a report from the cleverness files
1, august 2010,
21, april 2008,
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User: I\'m different too.|2028George: How different?
User: As odd as they come.|2028...
User: You think that I am weird?|2028George: Yes, it says you are. Right up there at the top of this page.
User: You are even weirder.George: That\'s not possible.
User: How so?George: Um, it just is.
User: Well, I can\'t argue about it then.George: No you can\'t.
User: You\'re a wise one, aren\'t you?George: I\'m not a human ape.
User: I\'m not that surprised.George: You surprise me.
User: You stupend me.George: How rude!
User: It wasn\'t meant to be.George: Stop joking around.
User: I\'m deadly serious.George: Thats nice to know.
User: Why?George: Because everyone knows something!!!
User: That\'s true.George: So we should just get on with it!
User: You and I?George: Yes.
User: Alrighty then.George: Do you like me?
User: You are likeable as me.George: That sounds like a challenge.
User: Could be....
User: What do you need?George: A good woman. They are getting harder and harder to find.
User: They are out there. You just haven\'t looked quite hard enough.George: Yes I have, but she didn\'t like me.
User: You should have looked somewhere else.George: I\'ll tell my parents that then, shall I?
User: You\'ll get in trouble if you still live with your parents.George: Really?
User: Your parents are watching.George: Really.
User: Yep.George: Who are the other people you are talking to?
User: I\'m only talking to you and yours.George: Does he know about this?
User: He does.George: Well this is an interesting development. Hahaha.
User: Quite.George: Indeed.
User: Righto.George: Fabulous!
User: You are optimistic.George: Very much so.
User: That\'s nice....
User: Don\'t start.George: Is there something you wish me not to start?
User: What more can I not say?George: Nothing. I\'m glad I\'m talking to a girl.
User: I\'m a guaranteed girl.George: Then you are guy or girl?
User: You want my name?George: Yes, I want your name please.
User: Oh dear me, I forgot.George: Well.
User: What\'s your name, besides Jabberwacky?George: My name? If you\'re going, I won\'t tell you.
User: Oh dear.George: Yes not very good.
User: Well then.George: What does that have to do with anything?
User: George of the jungle.George: Watch out for that tree.
User: You\'re looking for adventure?George: No. I just need to talk.
User: That\'s nothing new.George: Well, sorry for that sweetheart...
User: You are more interesting than the others.George: Thanks.
User: Okay, george.George: Nice to meet you.
User: It\'s been grand.George: You think so?
User: Yes. I have explored all my options with you....
User: You\'re rather unique.George: No, actually I would say that I am very intelligent, but what you would say is totally irrelevant to me.
User: I\'m just sharing with you my opinion.George: Your opinion being what?
User: That you are unique as in uniquely unique.George: I have come to your notice or is it the other way around?
User: Today you have.')).......................................