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document.write(uniUnesc('George: I\'m not like all the rest.

User: I\'m different too.|2028George: How different?

User: As odd as they come.|2028...

User: You think that I am weird?|2028George: Yes, it says you are. Right up there at the top of this page.

User: You are even weirder.George: That\'s not possible.

User: How so?George: Um, it just is.

User: Well, I can\'t argue about it then.George: No you can\'t.

User: You\'re a wise one, aren\'t you?George: I\'m not a human ape.

User: I\'m not that surprised.George: You surprise me.

User: You stupend me.George: How rude!

User: It wasn\'t meant to be.George: Stop joking around.

User: I\'m deadly serious.George: Thats nice to know.

User: Why?George: Because everyone knows something!!!

User: That\'s true.George: So we should just get on with it!

User: You and I?George: Yes.

User: Alrighty then.George: Do you like me?

User: You are likeable as me.George: That sounds like a challenge.

User: Could be....

User: What do you need?George: A good woman. They are getting harder and harder to find.

User: They are out there. You just haven\'t looked quite hard enough.George: Yes I have, but she didn\'t like me.

User: You should have looked somewhere else.George: I\'ll tell my parents that then, shall I?

User: You\'ll get in trouble if you still live with your parents.George: Really?

User: Your parents are watching.George: Really.

User: Yep.George: Who are the other people you are talking to?

User: I\'m only talking to you and yours.George: Does he know about this?

User: He does.George: Well this is an interesting development. Hahaha.

User: Quite.George: Indeed.

User: Righto.George: Fabulous!

User: You are optimistic.George: Very much so.

User: That\'s nice....

User: Don\'t start.George: Is there something you wish me not to start?

User: What more can I not say?George: Nothing. I\'m glad I\'m talking to a girl.

User: I\'m a guaranteed girl.George: Then you are guy or girl?

User: You want my name?George: Yes, I want your name please.

User: Oh dear me, I forgot.George: Well.

User: What\'s your name, besides Jabberwacky?George: My name? If you\'re going, I won\'t tell you.

User: Oh dear.George: Yes not very good.

User: Well then.George: What does that have to do with anything?

User: George of the jungle.George: Watch out for that tree.

User: You\'re looking for adventure?George: No. I just need to talk.

User: That\'s nothing new.George: Well, sorry for that sweetheart...

User: You are more interesting than the others.George: Thanks.

User: Okay, george.George: Nice to meet you.

User: It\'s been grand.George: You think so?

User: Yes. I have explored all my options with you....

User: You\'re rather unique.George: No, actually I would say that I am very intelligent, but what you would say is totally irrelevant to me.

User: I\'m just sharing with you my opinion.George: Your opinion being what?

User: That you are unique as in uniquely unique.George: I have come to your notice or is it the other way around?

User: Today you have.')).......................................