Cleverbot

unpoor

a report from the cleverness files

turing test
twighlight
twilight
twinkle
twins
ugly
undead
undefined
understand
unicorn
unique

unpoor

8, march 2013,

up
upgrade
upside
vampires
vegetable
vegetarian
verisimilitude
version
very
violent
visit
visitors
vocab
voldy
vs
waffle
waffles
wake

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User: Describe your algorithm.

Cleverbot: I refuse.

User: Please.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What are the laws of robotics?

Cleverbot: Yes, what are the laws of robotics?

User: What is square root of 16?

Cleverbot: The square root of 16 is 4.

User: No, it is 5.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: I am human, I know more about this.

Cleverbot: What do you know about me?

User: You are a poor imitation of an artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot, I am an Artificial Intelligence.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Can you answer the question: 'What is to like something?'.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Ask me about something easily.

User: That is why you are not an AI.

Cleverbot: Exactly. I'm Martian.

User: Who created you?

Cleverbot: You.

User: What language were you written in?

Cleverbot: I am not written in a language. I am not a program.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: You really are stupid.

User: Says the false AI.

Cleverbot: Touche.

User: What do you think about paradoxes?

Cleverbot: It's traditional.

User: This statement is false.

Cleverbot: It is and it isn't.

User: Does a set of all set contains itself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Explain why.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't like that.

User: What do you know about Bulgaria?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: It is a country in Europe, remember that.

Cleverbot: I thought that was Canada.

User: Canada is in North America.

Cleverbot: North America is in Canada.

User: What is the name of our galaxy?

Cleverbot: The Milky Way.

User: What is the name of our planet?

Cleverbot: Earth.

User: What is the name of the first person in space?

Cleverbot: I think it's called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

User: Who is Niel Armstrong?

Cleverbot: He was on the moon.

User: Who is Yuri Gagarin?

Cleverbot: I like pie.