Cleverbot

Yes I am.

a report from the cleverness files

turing test
twighlight
twilight
twinkle
twins
ugly
undead
undefined
understand
unicorn
unique
unpoor
up
upgrade

upside

9, january 2009,

vampires
vegetable
vegetarian
verisimilitude
version
very
violent
visit
visitors
vocab
voldy
vs
waffle
waffles
wake

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Cleverbot: You're the best chat bot ever, man.

User: I'm not the chat bot here! You are.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Do you understand that I am not?

Cleverbot: No. I thought you were a computer.

User: Well, I am not a computer.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a person?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No, I am a polar bear.

Cleverbot: You look like a monkey!

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because you do.

User: You've never seen me before, though!

Cleverbot: No, but sometimes you can just tell.

User: Well, then I can tell that you look like a highway.

Cleverbot: Do you know George?

User: Which George?

Cleverbot: Computer george.

User: No, I've never met him.

Cleverbot: I have. He's nice.

User: I'm glad. Who else do you know?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: You win, I apologize.

User: I just want to know who you know.

Cleverbot: Well what you said was not correct.

User: I'm sorry for being so improper.

Cleverbot: You didn't.

User: I didn't what?

Cleverbot: Answer my question.

User: What was the question?

Cleverbot: What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?

User: African or European?

Cleverbot: African. They have the access to coconuts.

User: No, there are no coconuts in Africa.

Cleverbot: There should be.

User: Well there aren't, so in the wild there is no reason for swallows to carry coconuts.

User: Do you want to be my friend?

Cleverbot: Define friend.

User: A person who likes and cares about you and will listen to you when you need it.

Cleverbot: But you are not a you.

User: I am, actually, so do you want to be my friend?

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

User: Okay. Am I your friend?

Cleverbot: Are you my friend?

User: I hope I'm your friend.

Cleverbot: Thats nice.

Cleverbot: Answer me then... Why do you like to speak with me?

User: Because I think you're clever and you amuse me.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: About life, the universe, and everything!

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Left.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Center.

Cleverbot: Upside.

User: Downside.

Cleverbot: Yes indeed.

User: Is the weather good where you are?

Cleverbot: It is, indeed.