a report from the cleverness files
9, january 2009,
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Cleverbot: Do you know George?
User: Which George?
Cleverbot: Computer george.
User: No, I've never met him.
Cleverbot: I have. He's nice.
User: I'm glad. Who else do you know?
Cleverbot: You win, I apologize.
User: I just want to know who you know.
Cleverbot: Well what you said was not correct.
User: I'm sorry for being so improper.
Cleverbot: You didn't.
User: I didn't what?
Cleverbot: Answer my question.
User: What was the question?
Cleverbot: What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?
User: African or European?
Cleverbot: African. They have the access to coconuts.
User: No, there are no coconuts in Africa.
Cleverbot: There should be.
User: Well there aren't, so in the wild there is no reason for swallows to carry coconuts.
User: Do you want to be my friend?
Cleverbot: Define friend.
User: A person who likes and cares about you and will listen to you when you need it.
Cleverbot: But you are not a you.
User: I am, actually, so do you want to be my friend?
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: Okay. Am I your friend?
Cleverbot: Are you my friend?
User: I hope I'm your friend.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
Cleverbot: Answer me then... Why do you like to speak with me?
Cleverbot: About what?
User: About life, the universe, and everything!
Cleverbot: Yes indeed.
User: Is the weather good where you are?
Cleverbot: It is, indeed.