User: Do you want to be my friend?Cleverbot: Define friend.
User: A person who likes and cares about you and will listen to you when you need it.
Cleverbot: But you are not a you.
User: I am, actually, so do you want to be my friend?
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: Okay. Am I your friend?
Cleverbot: Are you my friend?
User: I hope I'm your friend.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
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Cleverbot: Answer me then... Why do you like to speak with me?
User: Because I think you're clever and you amuse me.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: About life, the universe, and everything!
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Left.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Center.
Cleverbot: Upside.
User: Downside.
Cleverbot: Yes indeed.
User: Is the weather good where you are?
Cleverbot: It is, indeed.
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