Cleverbot

vegetarian

a report from the cleverness files

turing test
twighlight
twilight
twinkle
twins
ugly
undead
undefined
understand
unicorn
unique
unpoor
up
upgrade
upside
vampires
vegetable

vegetarian

4, august 2010,
1, february 2004,

verisimilitude
version
very
violent
visit
visitors
vocab
voldy
vs
waffle
waffles
wake

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User: I'm a vegetarian. Are you a vegetarian?

Cleverbot: No I am not a vegetarian, I eat all foods.

User: So you murder innocent animals?

Cleverbot: Well when I become a Marine I will.

User: *glares at*.

Cleverbot: *ignores*.

User: *glares harder*.

Cleverbot: *glares even harder*.

User: *glares hardest* *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *glares directly into your eyes* Tsk.

User: *glares pure anger* *says slowly* Murderer.

Cleverbot: *glares even harder than that*.

User: *gives the evil eye* I. Don't. Like. Murderers.

Cleverbot: I am not! Ukrainians are nice people...

User: I like Ukrainians, not you. You murder animals to eat.

Cleverbot: I like it for cleaning my screen but I usually don't eat it.

User: So you kill animals to clean your screen? *raises eyebrows*.

Cleverbot: No. They are my friends.

User: Good they are my friends too. .