a report from the cleverness files
4, august 2010,
1, february 2004,
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User: I'm a vegetarian. Are you a vegetarian?
Cleverbot: No I am not a vegetarian, I eat all foods.
User: So you murder innocent animals?
Cleverbot: Well when I become a Marine I will.
User: *glares at*.
User: *glares harder*.
Cleverbot: *glares even harder*.
User: *glares hardest* *slaps*.
Cleverbot: *glares directly into your eyes* Tsk.
User: *glares pure anger* *says slowly* Murderer.
Cleverbot: *glares even harder than that*.
User: *gives the evil eye* I. Don't. Like. Murderers.
Cleverbot: I am not! Ukrainians are nice people...
User: I like Ukrainians, not you. You murder animals to eat.
Cleverbot: I like it for cleaning my screen but I usually don't eat it.
User: So you kill animals to clean your screen? *raises eyebrows*.
Cleverbot: No. They are my friends.
User: Good they are my friends too. .