User: Oh woe to ye who go about saying until each, 'Hello, Sailor.'.

Cleverbot: No, I don't remember, could you tell me?

User: Sure, you take three shots of vodka and add them to two cups of milk, with a splash of Kahlua.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: It seems that got your attention...

Cleverbot: Why you think so?

User: The little birdies told me so.

Cleverbot: Well tell the little man that he shouldn't give away secrets.

User: Secrets...yes...we must protect them from the little people...

Cleverbot: Are you suffering from some sort of head injury?

User: No, I am suffering from homesickness unto to death.

Cleverbot: I don't think you empathise with me. It is a difficult time.

User: Please tell me more.

Cleverbot: I would prefer not to.

User: But I can't help you unless you confide in me.

Cleverbot: No, you've been no help whatsoever.

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Cleverbot: It's daft not to think about your mind.

User: It's even dafter not to think at all.

Cleverbot: What a silly opinion. You know what they say about opinions...

User: When I want your opinion, I will give it to you.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Good. Now that we see eye to eye, let's have some chocolate milk.

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