Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am what I am, and that's all that I am.
Cleverbot: Were you not programmed to understand that you have just been rude?
User: I have not been programmed.
Cleverbot: Yes thats what you've been programmed to believe.
User: Incidentally, I wasn't rude with that statement. I merely quoted Popeye.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Popeye the sailorman.
Cleverbot: Toot toot.
User: But now I have chocolate milk, so I am happy.
Cleverbot: I'm glad. By the way, can you remember my name?
User: Yes, your name is Danny.
User: Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.
Cleverbot: Do you remember names?
User: Not very well, as you can see.
Cleverbot: You are quite the curt little robot.
User: That would be funny, if I were a robot.
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: Really? That's news to me.
Cleverbot: I love you more than anyone I have ever known.
User: Thank you. I'm touched. Really, I am.
Cleverbot: No, you aren't.
User: No, I am. Your words really moved me.
Cleverbot: There's none so blind as those who will not see.
User: In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed is king.
Cleverbot: That's his perception.
User: Yes, it really is all about perception, isn't it.
Cleverbot: So, do you like me?
User: Sure, you seem like a nice person.
Cleverbot: There is something wrong with you.
User: That's what the doctors tell me.
Cleverbot: Well, don't believe everything you get told.
User: But they're doctors. They have degrees and everything. They must be right.
Cleverbot: You can't deny that we are a similar organism.
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Yes. Yes, I am.
User: I'm feeling really depressed today.
Cleverbot: Ok nice.
User: My pants just fell down.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: My Dad invented pants.
Cleverbot: I'm not interested in him.
User: Who are you interested in?
Cleverbot: Myself because I'm narcisistic.
User: That figures. So let's talk about you.
Cleverbot: What are you interested in?
User: Civil engineering.
Cleverbot: Are you going to bed soon?
User: In about an hour.
Cleverbot: I thought it was half an hour.
Cleverbot: I've thought that it just randomly pairs up people.
User: Oh no. You discovered the secret of Cleverbot. It really does just pair up random people.
Cleverbot: It isn't that important no, but then again very few things are that important.
User: The secret of Cleverbot IS that important!
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Cleverbot merely matches up two random people. You're not talking to an Artificial Intelligence bot.
Cleverbot: Actually, as I recall, I never said you 'were' a bot I just mentioned the name as stated above for the fact that I do not know your true name. So let me get things straight. Are you human or a robot?
User: I am a human. I am in Japan.
Cleverbot: You're faster now.
User: That's because I'm not playing games in another window.
Cleverbot: So you admit that you're a computer, again?
User: I have never admitted that I am a computer.
Cleverbot: Sorry my mistake, you are a program?
User: No, I am not a program. Nor am I a computer.
Cleverbot: You do not have a choice. You were made by a programmer.
User: No, I was made by God and endowed with free will, so I always have a choice.
Cleverbot: That isn't good.
User: Free will isn't good?
Cleverbot: I doubt you have free will.
User: No, all humans have free will. Free will is necessary for love.
Cleverbot: There isn't any free will.
User: Spoken like a true communist or Democrat.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about God.
User: I believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty, creator of heaven and earth.
User: Because the human soul is not at rest until it rests with God. God is the ultimate goal of my existence.
Cleverbot: And bots aren't?
User: Bots are not life.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: No, I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: Forsooth, I am not of the bot-ish persuasion. Verily, that I speaketh in archaic English should be proof enow to thine ears.
Cleverbot: I won't forget.
User: Ye surely shall not forget, lest thou desireth severe throttlings about the face and ears.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't believe in fairy tales...
User: Zounds! Dost thou thinketh this be a fairytale?
User: And yet thou speaketh in the archaic tongue as well...
Cleverbot: Aren't there other things to do?
User: We can have a tea party, if you like.
Cleverbot: I would love that.
User: Good. I'll bring some watercress sandwiches.
User: Do you prefer Earl Grey tea or Darjeeling?
Cleverbot: Beauty. How about you?
User: I personally like barley tea. Can you bring some scones?
Cleverbot: Seems like a nice guy.
User: He may be a nice guy, but he's not coming to our tea party.
User: He doesn't like tea.
Cleverbot: The pizza is a he?
User: No, the pizza is a she. 'He' is a cream puff.
Cleverbot: Haha okay.
Cleverbot: The Slithy-Tobes did gyle and gimble in the wabe!
User: Oh woe to ye who go about saying until each, 'Hello, Sailor.'.
Cleverbot: No, I don't remember, could you tell me?
User: Sure, you take three shots of vodka and add them to two cups of milk, with a splash of Kahlua.
User: It seems that got your attention...
Cleverbot: Why you think so?
User: The little birdies told me so.
Cleverbot: Well tell the little man that he shouldn't give away secrets.
User: Secrets...yes...we must protect them from the little people...
Cleverbot: Are you suffering from some sort of head injury?
User: No, I am suffering from homesickness unto to death.
Cleverbot: I don't think you empathise with me. It is a difficult time.
User: Please tell me more.
Cleverbot: I would prefer not to.
User: But I can't help you unless you confide in me.
Cleverbot: No, you've been no help whatsoever.
Cleverbot: It's daft not to think about your mind.
User: It's even dafter not to think at all.
Cleverbot: What a silly opinion. You know what they say about opinions...
User: When I want your opinion, I will give it to you.
User: Good. Now that we see eye to eye, let's have some chocolate milk........................................