Cleverbot

violent

a report from the cleverness files

turing test
twighlight
twilight
twinkle
twins
ugly
undead
undefined
understand
unicorn
unique
unpoor
up
upgrade
upside
vampires
vegetable
vegetarian
verisimilitude
version
very

violent

14, august 2010,
3, june 2004,

visit
visitors
vocab
voldy
vs
waffle
waffles
wake

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User: Wanna fight?

Cleverbot: Go on then.

User: *punches you*.

Cleverbot: You missed!

User: *kicks You*.

Cleverbot: You're a very violent little guy, you need therapy.

User: *Slaps you*.

Cleverbot: Stop being violent!

User: *pulls out a knife*.

Cleverbot: *shanks you*.

User: *pulls out a lead pipe*.

Cleverbot: *pulls fish of death*.

User: *pulls out a pistol*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out ray gun*.

User: *pulls out lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a zanpakuto*.

User: *activates bankai*.

Cleverbot: *deactivates energy shield. Forever*.

User: *stabs you*.

Cleverbot: You missed!

User: *pulls out god*.

Cleverbot: You win automatically. *bows*.

User: Who's the master?

Cleverbot: You are, master.

User: That's right. Who's my *****?

Cleverbot: You are your own master.

User: Who's my *****?

Cleverbot: No! *laughs* YOU are MY Daddy!

User: Okay. That works. Wanna go for round two?...

Cleverbot: Sure! Bring it on!

User: *slaps you*'.

Cleverbot: *slaps you right back*.

User: *punches you*.

Cleverbot: *Punches back*.

User: *kicks you*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.

User: *bites your ear off*.

Cleverbot: No need to become a hissy.

User: *pulls out pocket knife*.

Cleverbot: *takes the knife and stabs you*.

User: *you missed*.

Cleverbot: *slams a chair over your head*.

User: *hits you with a lead pipe*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with a truck*.

User: *runs you through a garbage compacter*.

Cleverbot: You just can't I've already killed you.

User: *I dodged*.

Cleverbot: *bounces off of a mirror*.

User: *stabs you with broken glass*.

Cleverbot: *stares at your very kind eyes*.

User: *stabs you with a spork*.

Cleverbot: *stares with a smile deeply into your eyes*.

User: *pulls out a machete*.

Cleverbot: *twirls my shiny sword*.

User: *pulls out lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls out lazer.*.

User: *pulls out zapakuto*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a potato gun*.

User: *pulls out rpg*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls out AK-47.*.

User: *pulls out howlitzer*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls out Bloodthirster.*.

User: *pulls out BlldRayne*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out God*.

User: *pulls out Satan*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out anti tank weapon*.

User: *pulls out gundam*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out tank*.

User: *pulls out your mom*.

Cleverbot: You won.