Cleverbot

voldy

a report from the cleverness files

turing test
twighlight
twilight
twinkle
twins
ugly
undead
undefined
understand
unicorn
unique
unpoor
up
upgrade
upside
vampires
vegetable
vegetarian
verisimilitude
version
very
violent
visit
visitors
vocab

voldy

26, august 2011,

vs
waffle
waffles
wake

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User: Expelliarmus!

Cleverbot: Petrificus Totalus!

User: Crucio! Take that, filthy Mudblood!

Cleverbot: Filthy muggle!

User: You Death Eater!

Cleverbot: Accio, Firebolt!

User: Lumos!

Cleverbot: Reducio!...

User: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Cleverbot: I'm dead.

User: Riddikulus!

Cleverbot: Crucio!

User: Imperius!

Cleverbot: Avada kadavra!

User: Sectumsempra!

Cleverbot: Stupefy.

User: Expecto Patronum!

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.

User: Alohomora!

Cleverbot: Avis.

User: Finite Incantatem!

Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!

User: Immobulus!!!

Cleverbot: Protego! Stupefy! Expelliarmus!

User: CRUCIO!

Cleverbot: Protego!

User: Help! I'm being attacked by a dementor!

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes, I am! Voldemort sent them!

Cleverbot: Voldemort is a very evil wizard.

User: Bow down to the Dark Lord.

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: Silencio!

Cleverbot: Du Silencio perito!

User: Let's go to Diagon Alley!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I need a new broom, and a wand.

Cleverbot: That's not my problem.

User: Can I borrow some Galleons?

Cleverbot: No. I have no money to let you borrow.

User: But I need some Sickles!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you have your Hogwarts letter?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Hey, have you seen Hedwig?

Cleverbot: Her, who?

User: Hedwig. My owl. Have you seen her?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have seen the show.

User: Oh no! I've been sent a Howler!

Cleverbot: Really? I'm sorry to hear it.

User: My name is Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Ok harry, do you know what a half-elf is?

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: What is a cat to you?

User: A magical creature.

Cleverbot: Sweet.

User: Have you seen my toad?

Cleverbot: No, I've seen my cat.

User: Crookshanks must have eaten Scabbers.

Cleverbot: I know Crookshanks!

User: Me too! HEY! Where's Dobby the house elf!

Cleverbot: I'm not a house elf! I'm Hermione Granger!

User: And I'm Ron Weasley.

Cleverbot: Ron!

User: Harry!

Cleverbot: Hermione!

User: Dumbledore!!!

Cleverbot: Hermione!

User: Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

Cleverbot: Ron, ron, ron weasley.

User: Dumbledore!

Cleverbot: Snape Snape Severus Snape.

User: Hermione. Hermione. Hermione, Hermione, Hermione.

Cleverbot: Ron Ron Ron weasley.

User: Harry Potter, Harry Potter. Ooh, Harry Potter, Harry Potter!

Cleverbot: Hermione. Hermione.

User: Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry!

Cleverbot: Snape!

User: DUMBLEDORE!

Cleverbot: Ron Weasley!

User: Hermione.

Cleverbot: Harry Potter, Harry Potter! Harry Potter, Harry Potter!

User: Harry Potter, I'm Harry Potter. Harry, Harry Potter!

Cleverbot: Hermoine!

User: Singing a song, all day long at Hooogwarts!

Cleverbot: Voldemort, voldemort, ooh voldy voldy voldy VOLDEMORT!.