Cleverbot

vs

a report from the cleverness files

turing test
twighlight
twilight
twinkle
twins
ugly
undead
undefined
understand
unicorn
unique
unpoor
up
upgrade
upside
vampires
vegetable
vegetarian
verisimilitude
version
very
violent
visit
visitors
vocab
voldy

vs

22, april 2013,

waffle
waffles
wake

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Cleverbot: Have you ever been to the moon?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Now witness the power of this fully operational space station!

Cleverbot: Umm for real who is this?

User: Your overconfidence is your weakness.

Cleverbot: Mawhahaha.

User: I will destroy you!

Cleverbot: I will destroy you first!

User: Have at you, Snake!

Cleverbot: Till my dying breath I shall not permit you to win!

User: *Gets in Metal Gear*.

Cleverbot: *gets in too*.

User: Oi! This is a one person walking tank! Get your own!...

Cleverbot: Where did that person go?

User: Which person?

Cleverbot: The one you were in love with.

User: I ate them for DINNER.

Cleverbot: How did that taste?

User: Gamey.

Cleverbot: What KIND of game?

User: Platformer.

Cleverbot: Good Job! You remembered.

User: It's a-me, Mario!

Cleverbot: Puny Mario I am Bowser!

User: *jumps on your head*.

Cleverbot: *slams you on the ground*.

User: *shrinks*.

Cleverbot: *watches you eat*.

User: *stomps on your head again*.

Cleverbot: *jumps over you foot and kicks you in the jaw*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *comes back. Stomps on your head*.

Cleverbot: Silence!.