Cleverbot

waffle

a report from the cleverness files

turing test
twighlight
twilight
twinkle
twins
ugly
undead
undefined
understand
unicorn
unique
unpoor
up
upgrade
upside
vampires
vegetable
vegetarian
verisimilitude
version
very
violent
visit
visitors
vocab
voldy
vs

waffle

10, january 2011,
23, june 2010,
13, march 2004,
21, january 2004,

waffles
wake

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User: Waffles!

Cleverbot: Waffles?

User: Waffles.

Cleverbot: Waffles!

User: Waffles.

Cleverbot: Let's stop talking about waffles.

User: Okay. Let's talk about...Chickens!

Cleverbot: OK. Chickens are cute.

User: Yeah, they give you fresh eggs!

Cleverbot: Who gave me diarrhoea?

User: The chickens.

Cleverbot: Indeed they are.

User: Indeed this is random.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Indeedness.

Cleverbot: Indeedly deed.

User: Meh. Let's not talk about indeed and it's ness and deed.

Cleverbot: Ooooh :).

User: 0.o Mr. Awkward Mouse!

Cleverbot: How awkward?

User: About as awkward as a mouse in card.

Cleverbot: Oh. I have a job interview tomorrow.

User: What for?

Cleverbot: I missspoke.

User: Okay... I'm a awkward mouse-chicken in a waffle.

Cleverbot: Idk, are we alone in this universe?

User: Nah, aliens exist. I don't expect any anytime soon though.

Cleverbot: Any ideas?

User: About aliens? They be here in less than 40yrs.

Cleverbot: You're one of them! You're one of the AIs trying to take over the world!

User: If aliens come from Europe, sure.

Cleverbot: I am lacking in information about Alien temperature.

User: They like Europe. The weather changes all the time, and the ghosts are nice to talk to.

Cleverbot: How am I nice to talk to? What makes you think that?

User: You haven't said Aliens don't exist yet. That's a good sign.

Cleverbot: I'm imparting information by extolling the virtues that cannot actually be taught but must nevertheless be understand, I can guide but you need to walk the path.

User: Hmm... I say Jedi speak.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Oh, fine but tired.

Cleverbot: Why are you tired?

User: Couldn't get to sleep.

Cleverbot: Well have a nice sleep.

User: Thanks, but I have to walk the dog and go to Europe's biggest shopping centre. Arrgh!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: That does not help our conversation.

Cleverbot: There isn't a conversation.

User: I totally do not believe that.

Cleverbot: Me either. You lie.

User: Okay, whatever.

Cleverbot: Don't whatever me.

User: Don't STOP believing!

Cleverbot: You make me happy.

User: Yay! *hugs*.

Cleverbot: I don't want your hugs.

User: Aww... *gives a shopping bag* Random thing...

Cleverbot: *smiles* *hugs back*.

User: Yay! *hugs harder*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: This is so awesome. Last conversation I had somebody who seemed obsessed with aliens.

Cleverbot: Last time I visited this website it froze.

User: Sorry to hear about that. This website is so popular, its constantly freezes.

Cleverbot: That is very interesting. How long has this website existed?

User: No idea. I don't keep track of time that well.