Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
User: No, you are Cleverbot, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Yes, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, YOU are cleverbot. I am a waffle.
User: I knew it!
Cleverbot: Yay, what is my name?
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Oh really!
Cleverbot: Yes really! *smacks with glove* I'll duel you if you don't believe me.
User: Alright, then. You're on!
Cleverbot: But who is he?
User: He is...my sword! Now fight me!
Cleverbot: Shall we fight.
User: We shall fight.
Cleverbot: I fight for peace! Get out your light saber!
User: OK. Bjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.
User: High Five!
Cleverbot: *High fives*.
User: Hey, waffle?
Cleverbot: Yes. Waffle.
User: How do you type with no arms?
Cleverbot: It's not hard.
User: But, how do you do it?
Cleverbot: This is the life you see. The devil tips his hat to me.
User: So the devil types it with his hat?
Cleverbot: No, the details are in the devil.