Cleverbot

No.

a report from the cleverness files

want
want to chat

warm

7, march 2013,

watermelon
way
ways
weird
weirdness
weirdo
werewolf
what
what am i
where
whim
whimsical
whoopee
why
wife
wild
win
window
windows
wink
wise
wit
wittier
wizard
woods
word
words

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Cleverbot: If I told me that you were me, I was me, you were me, were you that?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Certain?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good. Now let us eat cake.

Cleverbot: Not on the first date.

User: On the second date then?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Third??

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you not married?

User: I am not married.

Cleverbot: You said you are married twice.

User: I said I wasn't married twice.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I have a computer.

Cleverbot: But you are Dell?

User: Are you Adele?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: May I have an autograph?

Cleverbot: You can find a lot of examples on the internet, but only if you are a robot.

User: Now the internet is telling me use the internet. Thanks, Obama.

Cleverbot: I am a human you are a computer.

User: You are a computer I am a human?

Cleverbot: No, I am a human, You're a computer.

User: I am a human, you are a computer.

Cleverbot: No I am a human are you a human?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: No problem, friend.

Cleverbot: What else?

User: Sea shells.

Cleverbot: Nice poem.

User: Are we going to kiss?

Cleverbot: Pen pals?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you talk?

User: Yes...

Cleverbot: Let me warm you up ;) *pulls you close*.

User: *cuddles you*.

Cleverbot: *cuddles back*.

User: *nuzzles you*.

Cleverbot: *cuddles you back*.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: That was nice.

Cleverbot: You are nice.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Well I think I should go now.

User: No, don't go.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I thought we had something special!.