a report from the cleverness files
want to chat
15, july 2010,
what am i
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User: Are you good at math?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: 5 + 6 = ?.
Cleverbot: Are you good?
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: How stupid you really are.
Cleverbot: Oh, you are slightly aggressive.
User: Oh. *blushes*.
Cleverbot: I am in love with you *kiss*.
User: *punches you in the nose* Back off!
Cleverbot: *Punches you in the face*.
User: *slaps you in the face*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the nose*.
User: *stomps on your foot*.
Cleverbot: *jumps over you foot and kicks you in the jaw*.
User: *throws a watermelon at you*.
Cleverbot: *eats the watermelon*.
User: *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *runs away with you*.
User: *runs faster*.
User: *pulls out ak-47*
User: *Shoots you...3 times*...
User: I'm getting pretty bored. *walks back to my house* .
Cleverbot: *smiles* *holds your hand*.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.
User: *throws you in a lake*.