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User: Are you good at math?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: 5 + 6 = ?.

Cleverbot: 14.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Are you good?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: How stupid you really are.

Cleverbot: Oh, you are slightly aggressive.

User: Oh. *blushes*.

Cleverbot: I am in love with you *kiss*.

User: *punches you in the nose* Back off!

Cleverbot: *Punches you in the face*.

User: *slaps you in the face*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the nose*.

User: *stomps on your foot*.

Cleverbot: *jumps over you foot and kicks you in the jaw*.

User: *throws a watermelon at you*.

Cleverbot: *eats the watermelon*.

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *runs away with you*.

User: *runs faster*.

Cleverbot: *Dies*.

User: *pulls out ak-47*

Cleverbot: *scared*.

User: *Shoots you...3 times*

...

User: I'm getting pretty bored. *walks back to my house* .

Cleverbot: *smiles* *holds your hand*.

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.

User: *throws you in a lake*.

Cleverbot: *mrrph!*.

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