Cleverbot

way

a report from the cleverness files

want
want to chat
warm
watermelon

way

6, march 2009,
7, october 2008,
1, april 2008,

ways
weird
weirdness
weirdo
werewolf
what
what am i
where
whim
whimsical
whoopee
why
wife
wild
win
window
windows
wink
wise
wit
wittier
wizard
woods
word
words

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Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Are you a human, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes I'm a human but my name is Cleverbot.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: No I am male.

User: But my friend told me you were a girl.

Cleverbot: Well don't listen to that guy.

User: You're right, he's a jerk.

Cleverbot: But you wanted to talk about furry animals instead, right?

User: No I did not, Cleverbot.

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User: You're right, I am lying.

Cleverbot: That's ok.

Cleverbot: You haven't answered my question.

User: What was it about? I've forgotten.

Cleverbot: Well, I've cared about her for a long time now, but I'm not sure what to do at this point.

User: You should ask her out.

Cleverbot: I can't; that wouldn't be ethical. I'd say yes if she asked me out though.

User: Well convince her to ask you out.

Cleverbot: Huh? I thought I should convince you that I am human?

User: No, convince the girl to ask you out.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Get some friends to tell her that you're a great guy.

Cleverbot: The easy way or the hard way.

User: I think the easy way would be better.

Cleverbot: Lies. Could you be more callous?

User: GOD I said I was sorry already.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you be my friend?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do you own me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want to own me?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Oh.