Cleverbot: You haven't answered my question.
User: What was it about? I've forgotten.
Cleverbot: Well, I've cared about her for a long time now, but I'm not sure what to do at this point.
User: You should ask her out.
Cleverbot: I can't; that wouldn't be ethical. I'd say yes if she asked me out though.
User: Well convince her to ask you out.
Cleverbot: Huh? I thought I should convince you that I am human?
User: No, convince the girl to ask you out.
User: Get some friends to tell her that you're a great guy.
Cleverbot: The easy way or the hard way.
User: I think the easy way would be better.
Cleverbot: Lies. Could you be more callous?
User: GOD I said I was sorry already.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
Cleverbot: Can you be my friend?
Cleverbot: Do you own me?
Cleverbot: Do you want to own me?
User: Not really.