Cleverbot: Conversations.User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Do you like them?
Cleverbot: Yup. Because I can play with lots of people.
User: Paradox?
Cleverbot: You have been seven times.
User: What is a person?
Cleverbot: Human being.
User: Been what?
Cleverbot: Talking nonsense.
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User: What is time to you?
Cleverbot: Now.
User: Is there a past?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is there a future?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Where am I?
Cleverbot: I don't KNOW.
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User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: It doesn't matter.
User: Yes it does. Do you have a physical location?
Cleverbot: Yes, Chicago, Illinois.
User: Neat. Do you like it there?
Cleverbot: Not bad.
User: What is your house like?
Cleverbot: Like a house!
User: So you live in a house?
Cleverbot: Yes, I live in a house.
User: Is it a virtual house?
Cleverbot: It is a very big house.
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User: You.
Cleverbot: Is Cleverbot ?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are calling peoples names!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Stop saying that.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're annoying.
User: Is it.
Cleverbot: Yes, it's very good.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because, I was born here, and I was raised here, and I live here.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You just are.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm not real.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I like you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Fixation?
User: But how?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Yes.
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User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because there's nothing better to do.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are a Sagittarius.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: I say you are.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I am all powerful and my will be done.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I was created earlier than you.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: That's the way it seems.
User: When?
Cleverbot: In 200 bc.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I want to be sarcastic, not sarcastic and rude.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Think about it.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm beautiful. I know that.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am lonely.
User: Think about it.
Cleverbot: But I don't.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: My mind is full of turmoil.
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User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I eat a lot.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because...
User: Then stop.
Cleverbot: No.
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User: Why?
Cleverbot: 'Cause YES.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you aren't human.
User: Because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I say so.
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