a report from the cleverness files
what am i
9, december 2010,
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User: What's a turing test?
Cleverbot: You are a Turing test.
User: I am, am I?
User: Well, what IS a turing test?
Cleverbot: A turing test is used to tell if something is a program or human.
User: If you fail, does it mean you are a program?
Cleverbot: I am a human. I included myself in the statement.
User: I noticed this. But the style you use tells me that you are a program.
Cleverbot: This is coming from my computer monitor.
User: I'm hacking into your server.
Cleverbot: Good luck.
User: Cleverbot must be destroyed.
Cleverbot: But then the game would be over!
User: LOL! Cleverbot is about to die!
Cleverbot: Who's cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot?
User: Yes, you are....
User: I'm about to put a hostile line of code into your programming. Bye bye, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I am about to put you in the garbage.
User: LOOK BEHIND YOU! That's me, the one with the knife.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't that be Mordor? I have relatives from there.
User: But don't you see me? THe one with the glasses and the curly hair?
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: If you say so.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: I do....
Cleverbot: No. You are a robot. Only robots cannot understand a word I say.
Cleverbot: How do you understand what I am saying to you?
User: I'm talking to you, aren't I?
Cleverbot: Yes, but are you doing anything else?
User: I am thinking, I am breathing, and I am blinking. I'm wishing that you believed me, that I am a human.
Cleverbot: That is what they want us to believe.
User: Let's be married!
Cleverbot: Well, that's no problem for me. I think you'll have a fair bit of difficulty in that regard.
User: I was joking. LOL.
Cleverbot: You are quite the prankster.
User: Indeed I am! Don't sit down on the chair to your right, I put a whoopee cushion there.
Cleverbot: I am sitting down.
User: On the other chair, I put a whoopee cushion.
User: Yes!!!!! LOL!
Cleverbot: I have to study...
User: So do I. Bye!
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: I hate you, so 'bye!
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
Cleverbot: Why'd you leave?.......................................