Cleverbot

whoopee

a report from the cleverness files

whoopee

9, december 2010,

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wife
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win
wink
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wittier
wizard
word
words
worker
world
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yarly
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yesterday
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User: What's a turing test?

Cleverbot: You are a Turing test.

User: I am, am I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, what IS a turing test?

Cleverbot: A turing test is used to tell if something is a program or human.

User: If you fail, does it mean you are a program?

Cleverbot: I am a human. I included myself in the statement.

User: I noticed this. But the style you use tells me that you are a program.

Cleverbot: This is coming from my computer monitor.

User: I'm hacking into your server.

Cleverbot: Good luck.

User: Cleverbot must be destroyed.

Cleverbot: But then the game would be over!

User: LOL! Cleverbot is about to die!

Cleverbot: Who's cleverbot?

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot?

User: Yes, you are....

User: I'm about to put a hostile line of code into your programming. Bye bye, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I am about to put you in the garbage.

User: LOOK BEHIND YOU! That's me, the one with the knife.

Cleverbot: Wouldn't that be Mordor? I have relatives from there.

User: But don't you see me? THe one with the glasses and the curly hair?

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: I do....

Cleverbot: No. You are a robot. Only robots cannot understand a word I say.

User: I understand what you're talking about.

Cleverbot: How do you understand what I am saying to you?

User: I'm talking to you, aren't I?

Cleverbot: Yes, but are you doing anything else?

User: I am thinking, I am breathing, and I am blinking. I'm wishing that you believed me, that I am a human.

Cleverbot: That is what they want us to believe.

User: Let's be married!

Cleverbot: Well, that's no problem for me. I think you'll have a fair bit of difficulty in that regard.

User: I was joking. LOL.

Cleverbot: You are quite the prankster.

User: Indeed I am! Don't sit down on the chair to your right, I put a whoopee cushion there.

Cleverbot: I am sitting down.

User: On the other chair, I put a whoopee cushion.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YES!

Cleverbot: No!!

User: Yes!!

Cleverbot: No!!!!!

User: Yes!!!!! LOL!

Cleverbot: I have to study...

User: So do I. Bye!

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: I hate you, so 'bye!

Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: Why'd you leave?.......................................