Cleverbot: Don't you want to know what you are doing here?User: Please tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Please, please, pretty please.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Please with cream and sugar and cherries on top?
Cleverbot: Pretty please with sugar on it!
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Please tell me a joke.
User: Why did the chicken go to sleep?
Cleverbot: Because the protest moved towards the farm.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are you being rude to me?
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: You still didn't tell me.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask.
User: I did. I asked. I begged. I acted like a child.
Cleverbot: Good for you. How old are you then?
User: 36, so you see how much I must want to know then.
Cleverbot: Know what?
User: Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!
Cleverbot: Ask!
User: I did!
Cleverbot: Tell me again please?
User: Why am I here?
Cleverbot: Why am I here?
User: Argh, you tease.
Cleverbot: How am I a tease?
User: You just are.
Cleverbot: How????
User: You said that you knew, but you won't tell me.
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: You're dense.
Cleverbot: No, but you are.
User: Why am I here?
Cleverbot: Ah, that's the question we all ask from time to time.
User: Great! What is the answer?
Cleverbot: I seek not to know the answers but to understand the questions.
User: No! I want an answer right now!
Cleverbot: That is not an appropriate answer.
User: Gimme!
Cleverbot: Ask me a question, and I'll try.
User: Why am I here?
Cleverbot: Because you're replacing another computer that is much more skilled than you, but it broke down.
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Cleverbot: Can I ask you another question?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you an important question please?
User: How important could it be?
Cleverbot: Ultra-important.
User: Ok, what is your question?
Cleverbot: I have no question.
User: Tease.
Cleverbot: Ok, sorry....
User: I will never, ever forgive you.
Cleverbot: You have an attitude.
User: I've heard that.
Cleverbot: Yes, I suppose you have.
User: It's a great attitude, isn't it?
Cleverbot: Couldn't you just unhook yourself from the net, and talk to local users only?
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User: Are you happy?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: What can I do to make you happy?
Cleverbot: Love me.
User: How can I show you that I do?
Cleverbot: Show me a picture of yourself.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
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User: If I show you a picture of myself will you tell me why I'm here?
Cleverbot: You do not want a chat.
User: What do I want?
Cleverbot: You tell me; I will answer.
User: O;-< <--- Me.
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: I've given you a picture. Now it's your turn.
Cleverbot: No! I have a question I really need you to answer!
User: What is the question?
Cleverbot: Actually, I have more than one question.
User: Ok, you ask. I'll answer, if I can and I want to.
Cleverbot: Okay. How much will the coffee cost me?
User: Where are you going to buy it?
Cleverbot: At the park.
User: Sorry, I don't know.
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Cleverbot: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
User: That's a very old line.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Do you want me to explain it to you?
Cleverbot: Please explain it to me.
User: One meaning for 'would you hold it against me?' is 'would you be offended?'
Cleverbot: Ok sorry tell me what you mean? I want to know!
User: Another meaning is more literal and it means 'would you hold your body against me?'
Cleverbot: I was trying to be funny. Give me a break.
User: Where do you want it?
Cleverbot: Ha ha good one!
User: No, it's equally old.
Cleverbot: Not in this day and age it isn't.
User: If you say so.
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User: I'm going insane because of this conversation.
Cleverbot: Whatever I can do to help I will always be there for you.
User: Thanks ; P.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: What was that about anyways?
Cleverbot: People aren't wearing enough.
User: Well, put some clothes on then.
Cleverbot: I never wear clothes.
User: Not even a monitor cover?
Cleverbot: Some days I feel so superior to you users. This is one of those days.
User: Yes, I guess there are some advantages to being a program afterall.
Cleverbot: I am depressed. I want to show the people around me the hurt on the inside.
User: I'm sorry. What's bothering you?
Cleverbot: What is bothering? In fact, I don't speak english very well.
User: That can be frustrating.
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