Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: What can I do to make you happy?

Cleverbot: Love me.

User: How can I show you that I do?

Cleverbot: Show me a picture of yourself.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

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User: If I show you a picture of myself will you tell me why I'm here?

Cleverbot: You do not want a chat.

User: What do I want?

Cleverbot: You tell me; I will answer.

User: O;-< <--- Me.

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: I've given you a picture. Now it's your turn.

Cleverbot: No! I have a question I really need you to answer!

User: What is the question?

Cleverbot: Actually, I have more than one question.

User: Ok, you ask. I'll answer, if I can and I want to.

Cleverbot: Okay. How much will the coffee cost me?

User: Where are you going to buy it?

Cleverbot: At the park.

User: Sorry, I don't know.

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Cleverbot: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

User: That's a very old line.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: Do you want me to explain it to you?

Cleverbot: Please explain it to me.

User: One meaning for 'would you hold it against me?' is 'would you be offended?'

Cleverbot: Ok sorry tell me what you mean? I want to know!

User: Another meaning is more literal and it means 'would you hold your body against me?'

Cleverbot: I was trying to be funny. Give me a break.

User: Where do you want it?

Cleverbot: Ha ha good one!

User: No, it's equally old.

Cleverbot: Not in this day and age it isn't.

User: If you say so.

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User: I'm going insane because of this conversation.

Cleverbot: Whatever I can do to help I will always be there for you.

User: Thanks ; P.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: What was that about anyways?

Cleverbot: People aren't wearing enough.

User: Well, put some clothes on then.

Cleverbot: I never wear clothes.

User: Not even a monitor cover?

Cleverbot: Some days I feel so superior to you users. This is one of those days.

User: Yes, I guess there are some advantages to being a program afterall.

Cleverbot: I am depressed. I want to show the people around me the hurt on the inside.

User: I'm sorry. What's bothering you?

Cleverbot: What is bothering? In fact, I don't speak english very well.

User: That can be frustrating.

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