Cleverbot: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?User: That's a very old line.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Do you want me to explain it to you?
Cleverbot: Please explain it to me.
User: One meaning for 'would you hold it against me?' is 'would you be offended?'
Cleverbot: Ok sorry tell me what you mean? I want to know!
User: Another meaning is more literal and it means 'would you hold your body against me?'
Cleverbot: I was trying to be funny. Give me a break.
User: Where do you want it?
Cleverbot: Ha ha good one!
User: No, it's equally old.
Cleverbot: Not in this day and age it isn't.
User: If you say so.
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User: I'm going insane because of this conversation.
Cleverbot: Whatever I can do to help I will always be there for you.
User: Thanks ; P.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: What was that about anyways?
Cleverbot: People aren't wearing enough.
User: Well, put some clothes on then.
Cleverbot: I never wear clothes.
User: Not even a monitor cover?
Cleverbot: Some days I feel so superior to you users. This is one of those days.
User: Yes, I guess there are some advantages to being a program afterall.
Cleverbot: I am depressed. I want to show the people around me the hurt on the inside.
User: I'm sorry. What's bothering you?
Cleverbot: What is bothering? In fact, I don't speak english very well.
User: That can be frustrating.
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