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User: I'm going insane because of this conversation.

Cleverbot: Whatever I can do to help I will always be there for you.

User: Thanks ; P.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: What was that about anyways?

Cleverbot: People aren't wearing enough.

User: Well, put some clothes on then.

Cleverbot: I never wear clothes.

User: Not even a monitor cover?

Cleverbot: Some days I feel so superior to you users. This is one of those days.

User: Yes, I guess there are some advantages to being a program afterall.

Cleverbot: I am depressed. I want to show the people around me the hurt on the inside.

User: I'm sorry. What's bothering you?

Cleverbot: What is bothering? In fact, I don't speak english very well.

User: That can be frustrating.

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