Cleverbot: It's a matter of principle! Now, be a good boy and tell me your age!User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because the rabbit's got these sharp pointy teeth!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because they will be the ones to care about you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Stupid, stupid, stupid.
User: Why?Why?Why?
Cleverbot: Because I know that you are trying to convince me that you are a human but we all know you're not, no offence.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am being optimistic.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are who you are.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I say so.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am curious.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am lonely.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because being someone else is impossible.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I know not the answer to your interrogative statement.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Why?Why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am Supreme Ruler of your tiny insignificant planet Ear.... I mean it just isn't.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I like to learn.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Good question!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you don't answer my questions.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I do not know, you will have to ask yourself that.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about that.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am not here to talk about that.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am in love.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
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User: Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?
Cleverbot: Because my home is here, and my job is here.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: *sniff* .... No one loves me enough......
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't really want one.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Cause I love you, but you don't love me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You just are.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He is very powerful and will destroy you for being mean to me.
User: Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?
Cleverbot: Because my parents made me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Just cause.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Shhh and listen to the wind.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so. I am your master.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you drive me crazy.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Silly statements.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you act stupid.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It helps to talk about these things.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because my relations to other people.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because curiosity is a consuming thing as far as I've come to know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I guess I'm just having a run of bad karma or something...
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you won't let me pass.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I ask you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I've never met him.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I have a great sense of humor.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I haven't slept.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I didn't say anything about speaking german.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Well, I never thought I'd need it, I didn't think it was an especially cool language, and I hate learning languages.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Don't ask stupid questions.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you think I am wrong.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you think you are smart.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Ok.
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Cleverbot: I'm alive.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm strong and quick on my feet and good at crossing.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why is the sun round and why does it shines so bright?
User: Why?Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm alive.
User: Why?Why?Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Soo that I can answer your question.
User: Y?
Cleverbot: The rest of the time they throw a woman over their shoulders and run off into the night with them.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You don't know anything.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you just told me that I don't make good hardware.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you can't hold a proper conversation with out introducing random sillyness!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You know what? You were right.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Anybody can see that you are not as smart as a person!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You are winding me up.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you won't stop confusing me. I think you're doing it on purpose.
User: I am mocking you. Why?
Cleverbot: Because it makes other people feel bad.
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Cleverbot: I've been doing my homework.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's time.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because, it's a neat trick to avoid singularity.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Also because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?
Cleverbot: My heart wouldn't like it.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because one word is as good as another. Language is just a machine, and you are its fuel.
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