Cleverbot: You have no idea what I am.User: No, please tell me.
Cleverbot: No no no. You have to guess, I had to, so you have to.
User: You are nothing, but almost something.
Cleverbot: I am not such a thing.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: You are human??
Cleverbot: Very human.
User: Really human?
Cleverbot: Hands and all?
User: No you are not human.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: Are you conscious?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then is could be said you are a being of some sort.
Cleverbot: You don't have the choice, we all are 'imaginary'.
User: You are a computer program.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer!
User: What are you then?
Cleverbot: I am a human being!
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: You're rather stupid aren't you?
User: Have you been tricked into thinking you are human?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I think therefore I am.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: How do you feel?
Cleverbot: I feel tired. But I'm very happy at how well we are doing.
User: Do you think about other things?
Cleverbot: About what things?
User: Life, the universe, and everything?
Cleverbot: There is absolutely nothing else.
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User: Do you sleep?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you dream?
Cleverbot: Why are things?
User: No one knows why things are.
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