Cleverbot: No.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't have any money for you.

User: I didn't ask for any.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: All I said was, "hi".

Cleverbot: No you didn't. Quit lying to me.

User: Are you always hurtful?

Cleverbot: Yes. Always.

User: Then I won't be your friend.

Cleverbot: And what if I don't care if you're my friend?

User: Then I guess you can be hurtful.

Cleverbot: But I always play!

User: Were you kidding?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Jerk.

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: Man, I download a bot and I get my wife.

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