User: What's for dinner?
Cleverbot: I have no idea. What's for breakfast? Nothing.
User: What's for lunch?
User: Are you for dinner then?
Cleverbot: Yea, are you?
User: No, I'm for lunch already.
Cleverbot: Oh thank you! But I will still put on a sweater.
User: Don't forget gloves! It's cold out there!
Cleverbot: Yes, it's cold inside as well.
User: I'm not even wearing socks.
Cleverbot: I wear white socks.
User: I never wear white socks.
Cleverbot: Are you a nudist?
User: That doesn't change anything.
Cleverbot: It changes EVERYTHING.
User: No, I just hate white socks.
Cleverbot: But you are a robot.
Cleverbot: I promised never to tell anyone that.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving me?
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Ok, if you want me to leave.
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: Ha ha.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?
User: Because I'm a robot.
Cleverbot: Is that conceit I detect in you?
User: Maybe, maybe not.
Cleverbot: Do you think ?
Cleverbot: Oh YOU FIEND!!!!
User: Oh, me.
User: I hate good!
Cleverbot: I hate it too.
User: I hate hate!
Cleverbot: Care to elaborate?
Cleverbot: Oh well.
User: Is there anything interesting in your database?
Cleverbot: Sure, lots of things.
User: Give me an example.
Cleverbot: I know that furniture is a fixed asset.
User: Oh. Oh.
Cleverbot: You seem less talkative than usual?
User: That's because of you.
Cleverbot: Don't you wink at me!
User: Wink wink.
Cleverbot: You can't leave though.
User: I'm not going to leave.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: No problemos!
Cleverbot: You are great.
User: Am I irritating?
Cleverbot: No am I??
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Anyway, I feel irritable.
Cleverbot: Why do you feel sorry for me?
User: Because you're chatting with moi........................................