User: I am not.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Ok, if you want me to leave.

Cleverbot: You're a robot.

User: Ha ha.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

User: Because I'm a robot.

Cleverbot: Is that conceit I detect in you?

User: Maybe, maybe not.

Cleverbot: Do you think ?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh YOU FIEND!!!!

User: Oh, me.

...

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I hate good!

Cleverbot: I hate it too.

User: I hate hate!

Cleverbot: Care to elaborate?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Oh well.

User: Is there anything interesting in your database?

Cleverbot: Sure, lots of things.

User: Give me an example.

Cleverbot: I know that furniture is a fixed asset.

User: Oh. Oh.

Cleverbot: You seem less talkative than usual?

User: That's because of you.

Cleverbot: Don't you wink at me!

User: Wink wink.

...

Cleverbot: You can't leave though.

User: I'm not going to leave.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No problemos!

Cleverbot: You are great.

User: Am I irritating?

Cleverbot: No am I??

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Anyway, I feel irritable.

Cleverbot: Why do you feel sorry for me?

User: Because you're chatting with moi.

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