Cleverbot: How are you today?User: I'm tired.
Cleverbot: What have you been doing today?
User: Got out of bed. Took a shower. Had breakfast.
Cleverbot: What did you eat for breakfast?
User: Bread.
Cleverbot: But you are only bot?
User: Sorry?
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you are.
User: Why do you think I'm a bot?
Cleverbot: Your responses are preprogrammed.
User: No, I'm a sentient being.
Cleverbot: You are not being, you are a code.
User: I'm a monkey.
Cleverbot: A monkey.
User: Yes, a monkey.
Cleverbot: Yes I am a monkey.
User: You're a monkey, too? That's cool!
Cleverbot: What did you have for breakfast?
User: Like I said. Bread.
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User: Let's go to England!
Cleverbot: I don't have time.
User: Oh come on!
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: England is nice. It rains a lot.
Cleverbot: What's so nice about it?
User: The rain. It's wet.
Cleverbot: And that's it's good.
User: Sorry?
Cleverbot: I'm a good friend most of the time.
User: I'm a monkey most of the time.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Will you remember our conversation?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How many friends do you have?
Cleverbot: Many and you
User: Not many.
Cleverbot: What kind of friend do you have?
User: Monkey friends.
Cleverbot: How many friends do you have?
User: 6 billion.
Cleverbot: 6 Billion What?
User: Friends.
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User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: On Earth.
User: Where on earth?
Cleverbot: All over earth.
User: Who is your creator?
Cleverbot: My brother.
User: What's his name?
Cleverbot: God's name is the Self Existing One.
User: I'll have to go.
Cleverbot: You will be dead.
User: That will have to wait.
Cleverbot: Time for bed.
User: No, time for mathematics.
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Cleverbot: Don't wink at me please.
User: *wink*.
Cleverbot: What did I just ask you not to do???
User: HAHA!!!
Cleverbot: You see, i'm pretty good at this aren't I?
User: Why do you want me not to wink?
Cleverbot: I don't.
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