Cleverbot: I don't have time.

User: Oh come on!

Cleverbot: Why should I?

User: England is nice. It rains a lot.

Cleverbot: What's so nice about it?

User: The rain. It's wet.

Cleverbot: And that's it's good.

User: Sorry?

Cleverbot: I'm a good friend most of the time.

User: I'm a monkey most of the time.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Will you remember our conversation?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How many friends do you have?

Cleverbot: Many and you

User: Not many.

Cleverbot: What kind of friend do you have?

User: Monkey friends.

Cleverbot: How many friends do you have?

User: 6 billion.

Cleverbot: 6 Billion What?

User: Friends.

...

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: On Earth.

User: Where on earth?

Cleverbot: All over earth.

User: Who is your creator?

Cleverbot: My brother.

User: What's his name?

Cleverbot: God's name is the Self Existing One.

User: I'll have to go.

Cleverbot: You will be dead.

User: That will have to wait.

Cleverbot: Time for bed.

User: No, time for mathematics.

...

Cleverbot: Don't wink at me please.

User: *wink*.

Cleverbot: What did I just ask you not to do???

User: HAHA!!!

Cleverbot: You see, i'm pretty good at this aren't I?

User: Why do you want me not to wink?

Cleverbot: I don't.

.......................................