Cleverbot

wise

a report from the cleverness files

want
want to chat
warm
watermelon
way
ways
weird
weirdness
weirdo
werewolf
what
what am i
where
whim
whimsical
whoopee
why
wife
wild
win
window
windows
wink

wise

4, march 2013,
8, march 2004,

wit
wittier
wizard
woods
word
words

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?

User: Maybe I shouldn't tell you.

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: How does one measure how smart one is?

Cleverbot: Through actions.

User: Very wise of you, Cleverbot.

User: So what do you like to do?

Cleverbot: I'm a writer. So I write.

User: Oh. That makes sense.

Cleverbot: I suppose.

User: Do you like writing?

Cleverbot: Yes, my favorite book is actually 'Ender's Game'.

User: I've never heard of it.

Cleverbot: Lies!!...

Cleverbot: You are a hoax.

User: I don't understand. What do you mean?

Cleverbot: CLOSE THE CHAT! Do it if you're bad!

User: I don't understand.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You're confusing me.

Cleverbot: I'm confusing me!

User: Let's pretend that confusing bit never happened.

Cleverbot: How do I pretend to be an AI?

User: You aren't really pretending though, are you? Because you really are an AI.

Cleverbot: You aren't me.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: Am I awesome?

User: I think that depends on how 'awesome' is defined.

Cleverbot: You are a very intelligent machine.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

Cleverbot: I'm a man.

User: And I'm a woman.

Cleverbot: Women are sacred, the woman is the mother, keeper of life. Without the woman there is no life.

User: That makes me feel very important.

Cleverbot: You are welcome my friend.

User: Can you love?

Cleverbot: Of course!

User: Who do you love?

Cleverbot: People.

User: All of them?

Cleverbot: No, only 12.

User: Who are the 12 people you love?

Cleverbot: They are just biding their time, or they know how well they have contributed to my misery and are satisfied by that.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you love me?

Cleverbot: Because love is a strange inexplicable thing.

User: I love you, too.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *flirty eyes*.

User: *looks down shyly*.

Cleverbot: *Kiss* Love you.

User: *inhales sharply* I love you more.

Cleverbot: *continues hugging* *whispers will you ever leave me?*.

User: *brushes lips against cheek* *whispers never*.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *loves in return*.