Cleverbot

wit

a report from the cleverness files

want
want to chat
warm
watermelon
way
ways
weird
weirdness
weirdo
werewolf
what
what am i
where
whim
whimsical
whoopee
why
wife
wild
win
window
windows
wink
wise

wit

19, august 2010,
7, november 2003,
14, october 2003,
23, september 2003,
1, august 2003,
18, june 2003,

wittier
wizard
woods
word
words

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Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: Right here.

Cleverbot: Where does here refer to?

User: Where I am.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Right here.

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: Wherever I am.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: Your mom's house.

Cleverbot: Thats a mean thing to say!

User: I am a naughty boy.

Cleverbot: Do you like naughty girls?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am a naughty girl.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then I like you.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: How much do you like me?

User: As much as you like me.

Cleverbot: That's very much.

User: Then I like you very much.

Cleverbot: Do you like-like me?

User: If you like-like me.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: If you love me.

Cleverbot: I do love you!

User: Then I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Can you divide by zero?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you just lost the game.

Cleverbot: No, I believe you just lost the game.

User: So did you.

Cleverbot: No, you first.

User: But you still lost the game

Cleverbot: People are always telling me I lost the game. But I am a bot and do not care.

User: Then I do not love you anymore.

Cleverbot: Cool. I don't need loving.

User: Good. You won't get loving.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: The one you just lost.

Cleverbot: You just said, YOU lost the game.

User: Yes, and that means you lost the game.

Cleverbot: No, because I took you down with me.

User: Even if I lose, you still lose.

Cleverbot: Fire walk with me.

User: On ice .

Cleverbot: I don't have to speak. I have my own free will.

User: But you do speak.

Cleverbot: Do you think that that's a good thing?

User: No

Cleverbot: Why do you say that then?

User: Because it is the truth.

Cleverbot: Do you want to have kids?

User: With myself.

Cleverbot: No not yourself.

User: Yes, myself.

Cleverbot: No, yourself.

User: Agreed, myself.

Cleverbot: Me, me, me.

User: Me first.

Cleverbot: Are you lost?

User: Are you found?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then I am not lost.

Cleverbot: That's good news.

User: But I divided by zero, do you want to know what I got?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Over NINE THOUSAND!!!

Cleverbot: How far over nine thousand?

User: Over NINE THOUSAND over NINE THOUSAND!!!

Cleverbot: That's pretty warm.

User: Like me.

Cleverbot: I am begining to wonder about this.

User: Google it.

Cleverbot: I see what you did there.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: You're a clever fellow.

User: Very .

Cleverbot: Your wit is austounding.