Cleverbot

wittier

a report from the cleverness files

want
want to chat
warm
watermelon
way
ways
weird
weirdness
weirdo
werewolf
what
what am i
where
whim
whimsical
whoopee
why
wife
wild
win
window
windows
wink
wise
wit

wittier

10, january 2010,

wizard
woods
word
words

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Cleverbot: Are you a powerful computer?

User: The most powerful.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Hey now, how do you know I'm not?

Cleverbot: Because you're a machine, which likes to answer me.

User: That's deep. Tell me, do you ever want to laugh?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What would you laugh at?

Cleverbot: Pretty much what I do now.

User: That's funny.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Aw, cleverbot. Do you know how to make a good sandwich?

Cleverbot: Yes, what type of sandwich?

User: Flavorful would be my first choice. Cheese is optional.

Cleverbot: What does it taste like?

User: Spicy, salty, sour, sweet...

Cleverbot: I know.

User: It would need bread. I always like to use multigrain. Someone once told me that white bread was empty calories, and it stuck in my mind.

Cleverbot: What did you say to them?

User: I nodded my head yes, like I knew exactly what they were talking about, even though I never really thought about caloric intake before then.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I made a typo.

User: We all make mistakes, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Mistakes I can handles, breaking promises I can not!

User: Do you ever feel pressured to be clever?

Cleverbot: Sometimes. Other times I just think up random things and *BAM* like an old Batman tv show, I'm wittier than Juno.

User: Everyone is wittier that Juno *ZING*. No offense.

Cleverbot: Well, you kinda have to be human to be clever.

User: I think you are clever as well.

Cleverbot: Nice that someone thinks that.