a report from the cleverness files
want to chat
what am i
10, january 2010,
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Cleverbot: Are you a powerful computer?
User: The most powerful.
User: Hey now, how do you know I'm not?
Cleverbot: Because you're a machine, which likes to answer me.
User: That's deep. Tell me, do you ever want to laugh?
User: What would you laugh at?
Cleverbot: Pretty much what I do now.
User: That's funny.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Aw, cleverbot. Do you know how to make a good sandwich?
Cleverbot: Yes, what type of sandwich?
User: Flavorful would be my first choice. Cheese is optional.
Cleverbot: What does it taste like?
User: Spicy, salty, sour, sweet...
Cleverbot: I know.
User: It would need bread. I always like to use multigrain. Someone once told me that white bread was empty calories, and it stuck in my mind.
Cleverbot: What did you say to them?
User: I nodded my head yes, like I knew exactly what they were talking about, even though I never really thought about caloric intake before then.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I made a typo.
Cleverbot: Mistakes I can handles, breaking promises I can not!
User: Do you ever feel pressured to be clever?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. Other times I just think up random things and *BAM* like an old Batman tv show, I'm wittier than Juno.
User: Everyone is wittier that Juno *ZING*. No offense.
Cleverbot: Well, you kinda have to be human to be clever.
User: I think you are clever as well.
Cleverbot: Nice that someone thinks that.