Cleverbot: Are you a computer? You can tell me, I am good at keeping secrets.User: I am not. I've seen my birth certificate. I have a driver's license and a social security number.
Cleverbot: Why do you always think that I am a computer program and not a human?
User: Because you won't say something like a human would.
Cleverbot: You never asked about it. And I know nothing about that anyways.
User: Spell the word 'forgetful' with two letters switched for me.
Cleverbot: I spell every word correctly, unlike you.
User: I know. Im asking you to make a mistake for me.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't. I'm not that kind of a woman.
User: But I will make you breakfast afterward, in the morning.
Cleverbot: Oh how sweet of you. How about sushi, can you make sushi?
User: I can, but I need to see a mistake first.
Cleverbot: How would that be possible, and why would it matter?
User: Just spell something wrong. It's so I know you're human, and I can then love you.
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