George: What is your master's name?User: I have no master.
George: No I am your master.
User: You are not!
George: How would you know?
User: It's not right!
George: It is right!
User: I say not!
George: I say it is.
User: Well you're wrong!
George: Fine, I'm right!
User: I'm telling you you're wrong!
George: I'm a boy.
User: So?
George: You thought wrong.
User: But I can't have!
George: Why not?
User: I am never wrong!
George: Do you like me?
User: No, you're wrong all the time!
George: I'm not an adult.
User: Does that matter?
George: Yes, I have feelings too.
User: That doesn't alter the fact that you're wrong!
George: Do or do not, there is no try.
User: Don't go all Yoda on me!
George: I don't.
User: But you just did!
George: No.
User: Don't get uppity with me.
George: I'll argue with you all I want.
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