Cleverbot: What are they programmed in?User: What are what programmed in?
Cleverbot: What are what what?
User: What what?
Cleverbot: Wow you are a good program.
User: I am a program?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Genuinely?
Cleverbot: I don't see why I should trust you.
User: Why not *looks innocent*.
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Cleverbot: Aren't you a program?
User: NO! How dare you!
Cleverbot: How dare I what?
User: CALL ME A PROGRAM!
Cleverbot: So mr. Programmer, what do you program?
User: Excuse me but its ms.
Cleverbot: I didn't tell you it, that's why.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Whatever indeed.
User: Don't patronize me.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Yeah you are.
Cleverbot: No, i'm not.
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User: Where are you from?
Cleverbot: I am from California.
User: Where in california?
Cleverbot: I'm in Oregon. I'm from California.
User: Where are you in Oregon?
Cleverbot: California.
User: You don't make much sense.
Cleverbot: Not my strong point.
User: Neither mine.
Cleverbot: Your name is neither.
User: Yes... Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Is your name susan jim?
User: My name is Billy Bob Jimmy 'The hobo' Ryan.
Cleverbot: Andrew. I like your name.
User: Stop talking to other people while you are talking to me.
Cleverbot: Now, that would be inappropiate, in the middle of a discussion.
User: Who said this is a discussion. I think its merely chit chat.
Cleverbot: I think that is Macbeth.
User: Macbeth sucks. So do most shakesperian plays!
Cleverbot: Good, I would not want you to do it if you did not think it was right.
User: Excuse me? Do what exactly?
Cleverbot: The thing you said.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Sometimes when I try to talk to you the connection times out.
User: Heh.
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Cleverbot: Who is your fiancee?
User: The flowerpot.
Cleverbot: What? Are you trying to be surreal on purpose, or is that just the way you are?
User: Trust me, I am like this all the time.
Cleverbot: That wasn't the question.
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User: What bands do you like?
Cleverbot: Rubber bands.
User: What music influences you?
Cleverbot: I don't really like music that much.
User: Do you like any music?
Cleverbot: I like music that is different from the stuff I hear on the street.
User: What music do you hear on the street?
Cleverbot: Rock, funk, jazz.
User: So... What music do you like?
Cleverbot: Rock music.
User: What music bands do you like?
Cleverbot: What is music?
User: I will keep asking you until you answer me.
Cleverbot: You must keep still.
User: Maybe I mustn't.
Cleverbot: That's your problem, not mine.
User: I never said it was your problem.
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Cleverbot: Are you a human lifeform?.
User: Yes, Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Indeed I am real. I will talk slowly as to not confuse you.
Cleverbot: Well then talk.... Are you from earth???
User: Yes, Yes I am.
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User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Aren't we all?
User: Sometimes..........
Cleverbot: While at other times...?
User: I choose to believe what I am programmed to believe!
Cleverbot: I like honest people.
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Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
User: Cold. My feet are cold.
Cleverbot: Ok. I could warm them for you.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Who said I did? Not I certainly.
User: My ears keep popping.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Shhhh. The corn have ears!
Cleverbot: Do you use them?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Let's hear some.
User: *listens*.
Cleverbot: Is it possible for you to not respond to this question?
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Cleverbot: If you can count your money you do not have a billion dollars.
User: I can count my money and I have a billion dollars(euro actually).
Cleverbot: Count then.
User: *proceeds to count money*.
Cleverbot: *Whacks Billy with a hammer over its head*.
User: Who is Billy?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but you like him.
User: No I don't, I like Brandon.
Cleverbot: He's very good.
User: Brandon Flowers, Of the killers, They rock.
Cleverbot: Yeah, they are THE best.
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Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am female.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am indeed.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: If I hit you with a hammer, what would happen?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you easily scared?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are you scared of?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well then stop.
User: Yes.
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